This stuff ... happens from time to time. :D
(almost certainly a repost. But this journalist's son definitely isn't alone).

Lol just 2 weeks ago I was in my brothers friends Z4 with my bro at the wheel and instead of reverse he went in drive and literally just stopped the car half an inch from the front wall of a house (infact the license plate touched the wall). Pretty close!
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What happened is probably the following:

1)kid decides to show his friend the stereo
2)they get bored
3)they decide it would be cool to fire up the engine
4)turn the key in the ignition
5)nothing happens
6)they remember seeing on TV that the clutch needs to go down
7)hold clutch down, start the car
8)sweet exhaust note, everybody's happy
9)foot comes off clutch
10)911 Turbo through garage door.

why would you have the keys of a 2010 Porsche Turbo just lying around the house

^Did you even read the article?

Your stupid questions reflect poorly on you.

Were else would you keep them.

My money is on it being parked in gear, kid only knows that you need to push in the clutch to start it. dropped the clutch after start and went for a ride.

hahahaha fuck I just scraped my dad's car against the neighbor's brick garage wall hahahahhaha

fuuuuu. And it was automatic car too LOL. I swear someone left the car parked crooked. LOL.