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Minata 07-14-2010 08:20 PM

Names you shouldn't name your baby (in various places of the world)
 
Historical, biblical, painstakingly unique or exceptionally common, first names are the great marker of identity. New parents need to look no further than the Internet for thousands of options, and some even enlist the help of naming consultants and numerologists to find the perfect moniker. For every thousand people in the world named Sarah or Michael, there's an Apple, Pilot Inspektor or Sage Moonblood. But depending on where you live, your proposed name for your new baby could be illegal. Though North Americans are free to name their children almost anything-a New Jersey couple named their son Adolf Hitler in 2005-countries in Europe and Asia have enacted more stringent laws to protect children from their parents' eccentric whims.

Germany
: Children's vornamen (first names) must be gender-specific, and are approved or rejected by the Standesamt, the office of vital statistics. Appealing a rejected name can be both time consuming and costly, and requires parents to think of a new name each time one is rejected. Because naming can be such a hassle, many parents opt for traditionally popular names such as Elisabeth or Alexander. Name changes are allowed in certain circumstances, such as marriage, clerical error or gender reassignment surgery. The name Matti was rejected for a baby boy because German officials deemed it too ambiguous.

Sweden: Sweden's naming law was enacted in 1982, and was originally passed to prevent non-noble families from giving their children noble names. Elisabeth Hallin and Lasse Diding decided to name their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced Albin, in 1991 to protest the country's naming laws. Because they didn't register their son's name until his fifth birthday, Hallin and Diding were hit with a 5,000 kronor fine. They appealed the decision and tried to change their son's name to A, also pronounced Albin, but the courts refused to accept the name and upheld the fine. Google, however, was deemed an acceptable middle name when Elias and Carol Kai named their son Oliver Google Kai in 2005. Michael and Karolina Tomaro locked themselves in a lengthy court battle for the right to name their daughter Metallica, after their favourite band. Baby Metallica was initially denied a passport, but the opposition dropped their case in 2007.

New Zealand: New Zealand's laws leave a bit more room for interpretation, but registrar officials have been known to try to talk parents out of giving their children unusual names. Names cannot be offensive, unreasonably long, have inadequate justification or include or resemble an official title or rank. Although Sex Fruit, Fish and Chips and Adolf Hitler were rejected, there are people named Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence somewhere in New Zealand. Names also cannot begin with a number,much to the frustration of Pat and Sheena Wheaton, who wanted to name their son 4Real. Undeterred by the rejection of 4Real by the country's registrar of births, deaths and marriages, the Wheatons opted for the name Superman instead. The couple said they still planned to call their son 4Real at home.


China: Chinese names are written with the family name first and the given name second, and babies are named based on the ability of computer scanners to read those names on national identification cards. Non-Chinese symbols and characters are not allowed, and, as of now, Chinese symbols that cannot be recognized on computers are not allowed. Wang @ was rejected as a baby name due to the inclusion of an unusual symbol. @ in Chinese is pronounced "ai-ta" and is similar to a phrase that means "love him." Unofficial cultural naming taboos also exist that discourage people from naming their children after exalted people in China and neighbouring nations.

Denmark: Denmark might just have the strictest laws in Europe when it comes to naming. Parents can only choose from a list of 7,000 government-approved names-3,000 for boys, 4,000 for girls. If parents want to deviate from the official list, they have to get permission from their local parish, where names are registered. Alternative spellings of common names and gender-ambiguous names are most commonly appealed by parents hoping to make their children unique, but about 15 to 20 per cent of more than 1,000 names that are reviewed each year are rejected. Jakobp, Bebop, Ashleiy are examples of rejected names, but parents Greg Nagan and Trine Kammer had their daughter's name Molli Malou approved in 2004 after having to write a letter to the Danish government explaining why they chose an uncommon spelling-they liked it.


Source: http://ca.lifestyle.yahoo.com/family...e-2010-07-14/1

Gumby 07-14-2010 09:26 PM

More fucked up parents. Why some of them give their kids embarrassing or "wtf" names, I just won't understand...

OffSea 07-14-2010 09:46 PM

Quote:

Michael and Karolina Tomaro locked themselves in a lengthy court battle for the right to name their daughter Metallica, after their favourite band. Baby Metallica was initially denied a passport, but the opposition dropped their case in 2007.

Bahahaha...
What.

Graeme S 07-14-2010 10:19 PM

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/0...a-nz-name.html

Quote:

A judge in New Zealand fed up with parents bestowing bizarre names on their offspring has given a girl named Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii the chance to change hers.

Judge Rob Murfitt has ruled that the girl, 9, become a ward of the court so her name can be changed. The girl was involved in a custody battle between her separated parents.

In his ruling made public Thursday, Murfitt expressed concern at the "very poor judgment" shown by the parents in selecting the moniker.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily," said Murfitt.

The court heard that the girl was so embarrassed by her name that she never even told her friends.

Instead, she told people to call her K, her lawyer told the family court in the port city of New Plymouth, located on the west coast of the North Island.

The ruling was made in February, but became public Thursday when it was published in law reports. The girl's new name will not be made public in order to protect her identity.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of strange names given to children in New Zealand.

He said names blocked by registration officials included Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, while Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence were allowed.

New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offence to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of births, deaths and marriages.

Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them of the potential embarrassment for the child.

DC5-S 07-14-2010 10:52 PM

sex fruit hahaahahah :rofl::rofl::rofl:

keifun 07-14-2010 10:56 PM

reminds me of Meet the Parents/Meet the Fockers

hahaha Gaylord Focker :p

mb_ 07-14-2010 10:59 PM

4Real?

PiuYi 07-14-2010 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by remak3 (Post 7029034)
Although Sex Fruit, Fish and Chips and Adolf Hitler were rejected, there are people named Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence somewhere in New Zealand.

i wonder where HE was conceived.... :rolleyes:

SkinnyPupp 07-14-2010 11:00 PM

Seeing those stupid rules makes me appreciate Canada just a little bit more

Rich Sandor 07-15-2010 09:00 AM

the trick is going on vacation to canada or the usa while you are 8-9 months pregnant, have the child here, and then it gets dual citizenship and no bullshit naming restrictions. win-win.

v.Rossi 07-15-2010 09:04 AM

^ or you could not play with tricks, and just give your kid a normal name so he doesn't get picked on?

.Renn.Sport 07-15-2010 09:48 AM

http://druffmix.com/wp-content/uploa...07/mclovin.jpg

ae101 07-15-2010 10:57 PM

I WANT MY KID TO HAVE A F**KING CLICK IN HIS NAME

slammer111 07-16-2010 02:45 PM

^ Yeah, until you get called from to pick up your kid every other day because he got beaten up again. Happened to several kids I know, like this one called Ho Hun (he was Korean though).

Even changing your kid's name to something unique isn't any better. I know someone named Kamylle instead of Camille. That kid can never get a souvenir mug at Disneyland. :lol Not only that, but everyone just spells your name wrong on forms and stuff repeatedly. I mean you don't have to name your kid Jennifer or Peter, but what's so cool about making life harder for your kid?

hk20000 07-16-2010 04:01 PM

hey man don't mess with Number 16 Bus Shelter. Strong as steel....and tampered glass.

slammer111 07-16-2010 04:01 PM

^ I'm sure ppl tell the kid that while they're kicking the snot out of him. ;) :lol

d1 07-16-2010 04:12 PM

I know someone who just named their son Adonis (a greek god)... Adonis Chan :lol

slammer111 07-16-2010 04:15 PM

^ That's not as bad as fobs named JingJing ("sperm" in Cantonese), Bonco, or Dicky, or Maple.

unit 07-16-2010 04:15 PM

my friend knew 2 thai girls named cunty and megaporn

slammer111 07-16-2010 04:16 PM

^ yeah those definitely sound Thai, but omg.. :lol

!LittleDragon 07-16-2010 07:22 PM

I'm Chinese, I can get away with naming my kids Heyu and YooTu

wnderinguy 07-16-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 7031215)
I know someone named Kamylle instead of Camille. That kid can never get a souvenir mug at Disneyland. :lol

Hell,my name is Wade and I could never find those things when I was a kid ,damn souvenir making elitists.:rofl:


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