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07-27-2010, 08:52 PM
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#1 | | I is Romanian
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| Seven People Have Been Entrusted With The Keys To The Internet
The basic idea is that in the event of an Internet catastrophe, the DNSSEC (domain name system security) could be damaged or compromised and we'd be left without a way to verify if a URL is pointing to the correct website. That's when the holders of these smart cards would be called into action:
A minimum of five of the seven keyholders – one each from Britain, the U.S., Burkina Faso, Trinidad and Tobago, Canada, China, and the Czech Republic – would have to converge at a U.S. base with their keys to restart the system and connect everything once again.
A minimum of five people is needed because each of the smart cards contains only a fraction of the recovery key necessary to set things right again. This means that no single person will hold all the power to resetting our little cyber world.  LINK | 
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07-27-2010, 08:54 PM
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#2 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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some superhero shit if one of their planes were shot down on the way to meet up, WE MUST FIND THE MISSING KEY!
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07-27-2010, 08:59 PM
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#3 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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wut if terrorists captured 3 of the 7?
and held a ransom for them
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07-27-2010, 09:16 PM
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#4 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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its the 7 dragon ballz
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07-27-2010, 09:19 PM
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#5 | | GO FLAMES GO
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so whom is the canadian that has one?
........and his/her address?
.......................also where does he/she hide valuables?
...............................hopefully the answer is a her, whose address is next door....and its in her pantie drawer....
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07-27-2010, 09:22 PM
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#6 | | I'm better than you.
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sounds like that Scylla thing in prison break
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07-27-2010, 09:23 PM
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#7 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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7 keys to rule em alll
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07-27-2010, 09:26 PM
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#8 | | I'm better than you.
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Originally Posted by AccordCouped  its the 7 dragon ballz | basically.
except you still need to summon shen long
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07-27-2010, 09:51 PM
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#9 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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/b/ will track them all down in less than a week... then set something up where they all get sent to North Korea
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07-27-2010, 10:11 PM
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#10 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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I have one.
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07-27-2010, 10:16 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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OP needs to spoiler that avatar man....
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07-27-2010, 10:21 PM
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#12 | | is best wrench
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Originally Posted by PiuYi OP needs to spoiler that avatar man.... | agreed, couldnt read post with disturbing avatar beside it  | |
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07-27-2010, 10:29 PM
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#13 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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Cant wait to see where the conspiracy nuts run with this
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07-27-2010, 10:40 PM
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#14 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by Kamui712 /b/ will track them all down in less than a week... then set something up where they all get sent to North Korea | LOL thats something i can imagine
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07-27-2010, 10:45 PM
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#15 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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This is so epic!
I can see someone stealing one of these keys or losing it. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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07-28-2010, 02:01 AM
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#16 | | RS controls my life!
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I couldn't imagine living without the internet after being brought up with it. I might actually have to open BOOKS again!
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07-28-2010, 03:33 AM
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#17 | | Banned (ABWS)
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07-28-2010, 04:38 AM
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#18 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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In before Chinese replica keys
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07-28-2010, 04:39 AM
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#19 | | ...in the world.
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If I could figure out some sort of monetary gain that you could get from having five cards, it would be one hell of a cool heist.
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07-28-2010, 06:22 AM
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#20 | | I STILL don't get it
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07-28-2010, 07:21 AM
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#21 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by AccordCouped its the 7 dragon ballz |  good one dude
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07-28-2010, 07:22 AM
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#22 | | Banned By Establishment
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lolololooll DNSSEC... as if DNS is our interwebs... fuck that, let's all go back to remembering class D /24 ip addresses to get to websites http://174.37.158.171/forums/
ladies and gentlemen... i give you, the interw3bZ (a giant linksys router)  | |
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07-28-2010, 02:16 PM
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#23 | | manage the cap you say????
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Originally Posted by b0unce. [?] sounds like that Sillus thing in prison break | Scylla 
prison break ftw
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07-28-2010, 02:57 PM
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07-28-2010, 06:14 PM
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#25 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by Porschedog 7 keys to rule em alll | quick, get Frodo Baggins to destory all the keys!
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