REVscene Automotive Forum - Vancouver Craiglist: XFX Radeon 4870 1GB

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Fall Semester is beginning. Time for you to work hard? HELL NO! You're going to FRAG OUT and FAIL OUT! With the Radeon 4870, kiss your grades goodbye and say 'Hello' to GAMING GOODNESS!

OBLITERATE your opponents in World of Warcraft! Get ALL THE LADIES in SECOND LIFE! GET UP TO FORTY PERCENT BETTER PERFORMANCE WHEN TEABAGGING YOUR ENEMIES CORPSE IN CALL OF DUTY!

Here's the breakdown: YOU DON'T OWN THIS CARD. THIS CARD OWNS YOU! Therefore, I'm its second student in the study of Awesomeness. YOU can be its third., The card will not be warrantied in your name. However, I can keep it registered in mine in case it gives you problems. I will charge an even $100 for this card. If you have a Socket AM3 or P55 board that you're willing to trade, tell me what you have, and if I want, I can pay the difference. For an extra 15 dollars, I will sell you a STEAM CODE FOR JUST CAUSE 2! THIS GAME WILL HARNESS THE LATENT DX10 GOODNESS IN THESE CARDS, AND MAKE REAL LIFE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FROM WINDOWS 3.1 PROVIDING YOUR EYES DON'T EXPLODE FIRST!

This card has been operating at its default speed, with its fan and speed controlled through RivaTuner. I've left the fan at 30%, and it can get hot, BUT, it's no GTX 480! Set the fan to 10%, and COOK RIBS while watching the Kill Cam. You may be horrible at Call of Duty, but at least you'll have had Mouthwatering Maui Ribs, whereas the nerd who spent half his life perfecting sniping probably subsists on Cheetos and whacks off profusely!

Coming with the card are all the accessories, including Crossfire bridge, and DVI-VGA adapter, all in a neato box! It has been routinely cleaned with compressed air. Not that canned stuff all the kiddies get high off of.

I will meet up at SkyTrain locations, or any major public center in the Vancouver area within reasonable hours. If you're looking to jump me, and steal my card, I will scream like a twelve-year old girl at a Jonas Brothers concert. These cards are so awesome, I'm willing to sacrifice my masculinity for them!

Please make sure your hardware is capable of handling this baby. I will happily help you out to the best of my abilities if problems arise, but if you don't have the required hardware, then no dice. I posted this ad with the card working, and just came off a long gaming stretch. This bad-boy will deliver.

DARE TO COMPARE! Best price ANYWHERE! Beat the HST! Buy through ME! Stop my lame rhymes! Buy this card for Good Times! BREAK IT DOWN LADS! GET 100 FRAMES IN BORDERLANDS! UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE!

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...917783821.html

he's trying too hard. :rofl: