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Girl 09-07-2010 01:23 PM

Best Engine in the World
 
Got this from a good friend:

Quote:

The best engine in the world is the vagina.



Pros:
-It can be started with one finger.
-It is self-lubricating. It takes any size pistons.
-And it changes it's oil every 4 weeks.


Cons:
-It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental.




SumAznGuy 09-07-2010 01:24 PM

Repost...

Hondaracer 09-07-2010 02:39 PM

a Honda is alot less headaches.. :P

Ranterok 09-07-2010 02:44 PM

I guess, im the best mechanic in the world ;)

Qmx323 09-07-2010 02:46 PM

this is so old

but it is still a good read nonetheless

Mugen EvOlutioN 09-07-2010 02:52 PM

weak man

lowside67 09-07-2010 03:37 PM

This is literally older than the internet itself. This joke is probably written in books now housed only in the library that predate computers. More likely, it was transcribed by hand before the invention of the printing press even made books available. In fact, I bet if you looked hard enough, it was probably written on the wall of a cave during the time of the cavemen.

Better luck next time.

TOS'd 09-07-2010 03:39 PM

OP post pics of yourself to redeem this thread!

SpuGen 09-07-2010 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondaracer (Post 7095528)
a Honda is alot less headaches.. :P

The Honda is also cheaper in the short AND long run.

Jegz 09-07-2010 04:46 PM

Vtak Vagina wsup.

punkwax 09-07-2010 05:31 PM

Vagina.


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