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Y2K_o__o 10-03-2010 09:11 PM

If you see a dead animal body in the middle of the road, where should I contact ?
 
for dead animal body like deer, skunk...

which department of city should I contact ?

I have look through the city of Burnaby website, they never have something like that

Thanks,

1exotic 10-03-2010 09:14 PM

you don't contact anyone, you just swerve around it and continue driving.

some other animals will have a nice meal, so why report it and steal their food away, how greedy of you sir.

wobuffet 10-03-2010 09:15 PM

ummm...spca...if you think it might still be alive...?
otherwise...leave it.

Soundy 10-03-2010 09:19 PM

If *I* see a dead animal on the road, *you* shouldn't contact anyone. *I* on the other hand, would probably contact the city works department, or whoever is responsible for the road maintenance.

http://www.city.burnaby.bc.ca/cityha...aq_rdsand.html lists the relevant numbers. It also lists the roads and highways that fall under Provincial maintenance, and contact info for that.

Unless the animal is an actual road hazard (a deer would be; a skunk wouldn't) they'll probably just leave it there and let nature (and traffic) take its course.

trancehead 10-03-2010 09:27 PM

keep some tongs handy in your trunk

Amuse 10-03-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobuffet (Post 7130532)
spca...if you think it might still be alive...?

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TOS'd 10-03-2010 09:55 PM

Skin the animal and eat it later.

fliptuner 10-03-2010 10:06 PM

SPCA's the easiest to contact and they can either deal with it themselves or give you the contact number of the appropriate department/agency.

Lomac 10-03-2010 10:42 PM

I can tell you where there's a freshly hit (and partially dragged) opossum in Langley. :lol damn animal jumped in front of me and got caught on my subframe. :( The funny thing is that as I drove off afterwards, I saw two cats in my rearview mirror starting to attack the fresh corpse...

tofu1413 10-03-2010 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 7130588)
Skin the animal and eat it later.

hmm

i could use a new hat

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GWJatwb-Wl...accoon+hat.jpg

DasHooch 10-03-2010 11:24 PM

You should carry a small shovel for such occasions: DIY.

Matsuda 10-04-2010 05:43 AM

1. Scrape animal off pavement and put in trunk in a bag
2. Call one of the many local chinese restaurants
3. ???
4. Profit

twitchyzero 10-04-2010 09:06 AM

i am little upset they never sold these candies
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/...69df833bee.jpg

JqC 10-06-2010 11:25 PM

Call Cletus.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4...dicarus222.jpg

flagella 10-07-2010 01:36 PM

lol, why even bother...

Mugen EvOlutioN 10-07-2010 01:45 PM

run it over couple more times, just to make sure its nice and flat and on top of that....DEAD

Presto 10-07-2010 02:27 PM

If the corpse is in the middle of the lane, nudge it closer to the edge where it'll be more likely to be run over. You could even set up a lawn chair and watch the carnage ensue. If you set it up right, the car tire will run over the torso, and you'll see the it's guts come out from the orifices in the head.

Mugen EvOlutioN 10-07-2010 03:37 PM

sounds hot

PavelGTR 10-07-2010 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 7130588)
Skin the animal and eat it later.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/qui...29_500_282.jpg

I hear they go great with beets.

dogeatcookie 10-07-2010 08:03 PM

This reminds me of the new episode of Dexter :P

sobranie33 10-09-2010 11:17 AM

I saw a dead crowd on the road the other day, i went beside the dead body. After few days, the crowd became really flat to the ground.

seakrait 10-10-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sobranie33 (Post 7137694)
I saw a dead crowd on the road the other day, i went beside the dead body. After few days, the crowd became really flat to the ground.

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orange7 10-10-2010 07:21 PM

why botherÉ

not like itès dead right infront of your doorstep..


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