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Blinky 10-04-2010 11:11 PM
Coming soon to a spa near you: the spermine facial.
 
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...rticle1741511/

Quote:
The Treatment

A potent organic compound initially detected in human sperm, spermine is said to rebuild the fat and moisture balance of the skin.

Norwegian firm Bioforskning (no joke, that’s the company name) offers a synthetic version derived from the tail of the tiny swimmers, going to new lengths to deliver baby-faced skin.
I'm sure there are, shall we say, cheaper alternatives...

skyxx 10-04-2010 11:15 PM
Wrong forum.

1exotic 10-04-2010 11:21 PM
*awaits joke comments*

DHPEM1 10-04-2010 11:32 PM
Bukkake!!? lol

1-Slicer-1 10-04-2010 11:39 PM
I gave your mom a cheaper alternative last night.


Yeah, I said it.

Randip=ACoolGuy 10-04-2010 11:41 PM
^Yeah, he said it.

jasonturbo 10-05-2010 12:19 AM
This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.

Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess.

tofu1413 10-05-2010 12:36 AM
^ should continue experimenting for the sake of science and RS. :D

wobuffet 10-05-2010 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jasonturbo (Post 7132094)
This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.

Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess.
pics of gf or it never happened

Arash 10-05-2010 02:21 AM
Quote:
synthetic version derived from the tail of the tiny swimmers

I'm sure there are, shall we say, cheaper alternatives...
Its just a matter of time before a factory full of Chinese men crank out knockoff bottles. :D

vafanculo 10-05-2010 06:09 AM
Its true. My right hand is so much more silkier and smoother than my left.
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StylinRed 10-05-2010 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vafanculo (Post 7132186)
Its true. My right hand is so much more silkier and smoother than my left.
Posted via RS Mobile

you're a catcher? :gayfight:

!Tigger 10-05-2010 06:41 AM
^LOL
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hotjoint 10-05-2010 06:58 AM
ahahah

NinjaAceYork 10-05-2010 09:02 AM
^
^
LOL

spoon.ek9 10-05-2010 09:21 AM
hahahha fail..

mpr 10-05-2010 09:27 AM
if the treatment is applied orally it may also decrease the tartar build up on your teeth.

ilvtofu 10-05-2010 09:31 AM
I wonder how they came to that conclusion...

ws6ta 10-05-2010 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jasonturbo (Post 7132094)
This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.

Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess.
there must be a problem with yours. I am willing to test mine out on her for the sake of science :thumbsup:

bloodmack 10-05-2010 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilvtofu (Post 7132319)
I wonder how they came to that conclusion...
i see what you did there :troll:

Culture_Vulture 10-05-2010 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StylinRed (Post 7132190)
you're a catcher? :gayfight:
made me lol in class
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drunkrussian 10-05-2010 02:58 PM
-10 points for using "Coming" instead of "Cumming" in thread title. Easy pun opportunity avoided.


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