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#1 | Kick' In' Duh' Bass
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Some interesting shit my friend showed me. Looks like were all fucked by an upcoming Chemical War LOL like next month....
Imagine tho... THATS TOO FUCKED!! IMMORTALITY FTW!
Sorry if its a repost to whom ever it may concern http://lighthead.wordpress.com/2008/...ons-2010-5079/ Quote:
Baba Vanga was a Bulgarian alleged clairvoyant. She convinced many followers that she possessed paranormal abilities.
Predictions:
2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.
2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.
2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).
2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.
2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.
2025 – Europe still little settled.
2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.
2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.
2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.
2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).
2076 – Classless Society (communism).
2084 – The restoration of nature.
2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!
2097 – The rapid aging defeated.
2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
2111 – People become living robots.
2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.
2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.
2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).
2164 – Animals turn half-human.
2167 – A new religion.
2170 – Major drought.
2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).
2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.
2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.
2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.
2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.
2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.
2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)
2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.
2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).
2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.
2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.
2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.
2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.
2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.
2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.
2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.
2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.
2371 – The great famine.
2378 – A new fast-growing race.
2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.
3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.
3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.
3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.
3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.
3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
3815 – The war is over.
3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.
3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.
3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.
4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.
4304 – Found a way to win any disease.
4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
4599 – People achieve immortality.
4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
5079 – End of the World.
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10-08-2010, 12:10 AM
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Oh shit.. WWIII coming up in less than a month.
We're all gonna DIE!!!!!!
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10-08-2010, 12:17 AM
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#3 | Say! Say! Say!
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10-08-2010, 12:18 AM
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#4 | G'd up! w000weee
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hmm.....so she doesn't agree with the mayans?
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10-08-2010, 12:19 AM
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Nice, 2046 I can get new organs!!!
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10-08-2010, 12:20 AM
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10-08-2010, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by keifun Oh shit.. WWIII coming up in less than a month.
We're all gonna DIE!!!!!! | At least the world doesn't end in 2012.
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10-08-2010, 12:26 AM
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"2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race." |
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10-08-2010, 12:50 AM
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#9 | Kick' In' Duh' Bass
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10-08-2010, 01:35 AM
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2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.
| France banned the wearing of burka's and ruled it constitutional already, deeming it vis-à-vis against this so-called, "guerilla movement against Islam."
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10-08-2010, 01:51 AM
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#11 | Editor
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What about 2029 when Skynet basically rules Earth?
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10-08-2010, 03:00 AM
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#12 | They let me be a moderator. LOL
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Wasn't Jesus supposed to comeback in.. 2000?
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10-08-2010, 04:44 AM
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#13 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.
LOLLLLLLL. After billions of years, the sun all of a sudden dies on us within the span of 300 years.
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10-08-2010, 06:06 AM
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SKYNET YOOOO |
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10-08-2010, 06:58 AM
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#15 | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Lol, that lady is smoking some real good shit. Maybe I can get a vision too if she lets me know wut she's on. Posted via RS Mobile |
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10-08-2010, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SpuGen Wasn't Jesus supposed to comeback in.. 2000? | i thought that was 2pac
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