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flagella 10-15-2010 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by suzuka84 (Post 7146076)
the goon gets so much pussy it's not even funny. I read a book on n. korea and the governing elite have a harem of girls that follow them around called the 'pleasure brigade'. google it

Each "pleasure group" is composed of three "teams":
Manjokjo (hangul: 만족조; hanja: 滿足組) – a "satisfaction team" (which provides sexual services)
Haengbokjo (hangul: 행복조; hanja: 幸福組) – a "happiness team" (which provides massages)
Gamujo (hangul: 가무조; hanja: 歌舞組) – a "dancing and singing team" (whose members are sometimes asked to dance semi-nude)[1][2]
Girls from throughout the country are recruited to be Gippeumjo members according to government criteria (one of which is that they must be virgins[citation needed]). After being selected, they undergo a rigorous training period, with some Haengbokjo members being sent overseas for massage training.[1] Gippeumjo members typically "retire" at age 22 or 25, at which time they are often married to other members of North Korea's elite, and their former membership in the Gippeumjo is kept secret.[1][3]

lol

optiblue 10-15-2010 02:44 PM

WWIII

ghosty 10-15-2010 03:24 PM

yea

Graeme S 10-15-2010 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by optiblue (Post 7146757)
WWIII

Nope, that's gonna start with the arabs and the jews. North korea is gonna be a skirmish when they try and take shit over when nobody's looking and are gonna get massively pounded into the dirt.
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Ulic Qel-Droma 10-15-2010 04:57 PM

I bet he's net savvy.

if anyone on 4chan is asking funny questions like "what would you do with 2000 concubines?"
or "what would you do if you were given a country to rule?"

that might be him! LOL!

TomBox_N 10-15-2010 09:24 PM

Wow, i'm jealous of this guys mad pussies
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Gumby 10-15-2010 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBox_N (Post 7147227)
Wow, i'm jealous of this guys mad pussies
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I'm sure he has a pretty posh lifestyle. Until there's a reason for the western world to come hunt your ass down (like Saddam Hussein). :D

Culture_Vulture 10-16-2010 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Picard (Post 7146219)
^ culture vulture.

your avatar

HUAT THE FUCK

haters gonna hate
http://www.kesonic.com/bbs/kepic0804...0351173057.gif

TomBox_N 10-16-2010 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 7147283)
I'm sure he has a pretty posh lifestyle. Until there's a reason for the western world to come hunt your ass down (like Saddam Hussein). :D

Saddam got his ass kicked cuz he's sitting on oil. There's no oil in N Korea, so I'm sure he's safe from the West as long as he doesn't go nuking everybody.
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Death2Theft 10-16-2010 10:09 AM

Well aside from the fact that they NK forces farmers to grow crops for drugs instead of food might piss the west off.

Synarchist 10-16-2010 12:04 PM

Iraq wasnt really about oil, it was Saddam switching to the Euro for trading oil, which caused the US dollar to lose value, hence the reason to kill him cuz he wasnt supposed to do that. (oil must and has to be traded in US dollars by OPEC countries, its what gives the fiat US currency value, hence the OPEC treaty.) the west pretty much control most of the oil in the world already, Canada being the largest supply of oil fields and we supply the US with 50% of their consumption. (yes even bigger than Saudi Arabia) second reason was to establish a military base to surround Iran, China and Russia for the coming resource and currency war. (this is the same reason for the wars like Vietnam, Korean, Gulf, cold, etc) this of course spawning a series of chain events.

the US will never touch NK until they are officially at war with China.

El Dumbasso 10-16-2010 12:08 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/bestchin.png
Does MS Paint count?

The_AK 10-16-2010 02:12 PM

Makes me wonder, as a nation what has North Korea accomplished? I just find it funny how they have these huge parades and celebrations, and for what?

Would love to see more of this country.

Groot 10-16-2010 03:23 PM

Im laughing my fucking ass off at these pictures in the airport and people are staring at me LOL
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PiuYi 10-16-2010 03:26 PM

^if creating a 'pleasure brigade' isn't enough for you, you're demanding too much :lol

Onassis 10-16-2010 04:40 PM


One can only wonder...

darkfroggy 10-16-2010 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Onassis (Post 7147928)

LOL that is so fucking stupid.

N. Korea will lose in like... one day if they attack South Korea. Probably half the army will desert when they reach S. Korea's borders.

murmur 10-16-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 7147805)
Makes me wonder, as a nation what has North Korea accomplished? I just find it funny how they have these huge parades and celebrations, and for what?

Would love to see more of this country.

does the north korea national football team that played in the World Cup 2010 counts? :p

BlacknJean 10-17-2010 12:26 AM

NK wont have enough resources to build missiles and shit unless CHINA or RUSSIA helps them

gars 10-17-2010 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by darkfroggy (Post 7147982)
LOL that is so fucking stupid.

N. Korea will lose in like... one day if they attack South Korea. Probably half the army will desert when they reach S. Korea's borders.

at the same time.... all they need is the threat of being able to level Seoul. Nevermind nukes, Seoul can be leveled in a matter of minutes from the number of conventional weapons aimed at it right now. That's the scary part...

Yes, North Korea will lose a war, but at what cost?

danizer 10-17-2010 12:50 AM

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"PLEASE!! Someone give Kim Jong Un a smile!"
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...7_327019_n.jpg

asian_XL 10-17-2010 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BlacknJean (Post 7148407)
NK wont have enough resources to build missiles and shit unless CHINA or RUSSIA helps them

don't laugh, NK has more military population than SK. They don't need missiles to occupy SK, Kim just orders his 1 million active troops to march across the 38 line, then it's over.

read Korean War. It took NK less than 4 months to occupy 90% of SK back in 1950.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._1950-1953.gif

btw, Russia and China are quite neutral nowaday. They will entertain with NK, but probably never going to support them like 50 years ago.

darkfroggy 10-17-2010 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 7148424)
'dont laugh, NK has more military population than SK. They don't need missiles to occupy SK, Kim just orders his 1 million active troops to march across the 38 line, then it's over.

read Korean War. It took NK less than 4 months to occupy 90% of SK back in 1950.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._1950-1953.gif

btw, Russia and China are quite neutral nowaday. They will entertain with NK, but probably never going to support them like 50 years ago.

That was 50 years ago. There is no way North Korea will be able to march 1 million strong troops into South Korea. The border is HEAVILY contested, you will not be able to sneak in troops just like that.

Morale is also quite low for North Koreans, countless numbers of them have fled to the south.

North Korea moves in, it's over for them. South Korea has the technology and tactical superiority. Not to mention the backing of the world's most powerful state.

Mananetwork 10-17-2010 06:00 PM

What the fuck were they feeding him in the Army. Lay off the Patbingsu and go for a run!

sobranie33 10-17-2010 08:18 PM

very captions


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