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why the fuck do people care about money and casinos and jacking shit up? fast food, weed, porn, that's all you need, any day til doomsday |
This is how my day will go: 1) Have an amazing breakfast. Perhaps one with lots and lots of bacon. Epic Meal Time-esque shit and happily not have to worry about it. Shower one last time as well (duh). 2) Go out and buy the most expensive suit + tie + watch + shoes and suit the fuck up on my last day. This is my tribute to Barney Stinson. 3) Visit and/or contact my immediate family members. Tell them I love them to death and thank them for everything they've done for me. 4) Fuck the girl of my dreams. Either consensually, or by force. Doesn't really matter I suppose. :troll: 5) Shoot the people who really piss me off. Cut their last day short and :whistle: like a boss. 6) Have dinner with my closest buddies at the most expensive, high-end restaurant. Preferably a Japanese one and go all out. Order the most expensive wine as well. 7) Rent out a room at a 5-star hotel, party my ass off with my closest buddies and get super high and mega wasted. :woot2: 8) Update facebook status and tweet for the very last time about how awesome my last day went. Proceed to pass out until the last day on earth arrives. /end |
LOL people are going to break into stores etc, How about we just gather our whole City and party harsh :) Smoke weed, drink a lot. So when were about to die we can't feel anything |
cry |
gonna get so high till i cant lift my hands to smoke another bowl... |
Do my taxes. |
be the first documented person to OD off marijuana |
a lot of drugs sex and music |
LOL. I guess for me, Id have to protect my loved ones from all you crazy SOBs. |
buy morphine so you wont feel anything when you die : / |
fuck'n hell some of you guys got fucked up priorities cocaine, mdma, viagra, lots to share and a few phone calls. |
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god bless japan |
Call all my family and friends to say my goodbyes. Get together with some friends and drift till the cars quite working..... then steal some cop cars and continue to drift or play bumper cars. and if time permits somewhere in my plans get laid with a hot single girl ;P |
I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags... Baby, that's all we need. We can go to the park, after dark; And smoke that tumble weed. As the marijuana burns, we can take our turn, Singing them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong. And send our tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale. Skating on Dayton rims. So roll, roll the 83, Caddilac Coupe DeVille If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will. |
Fly down to see my girlfriend for the last time. Spend the entire day with her, maybe steal a car and just do a crazy cop chase for as long as I can. It's not like I'll be rotting in jail long if they caught me. |
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Then what if you realized that you got Trolled and the world won't end for another 150 billion years. You wake up to a $7800 bill , 1 count of rape, 4 counts of first degree murder. WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN? |
like the others, get really high. |
swallow a whole bottle of viagra. |
get married |
fuck all the hot chicks in the world |
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do all the drugs i can ... |
kill the fuckers that backstabbed me screw my girlfriend tell my grandma i love her pay a respect to buddha screw my girlfriend again have a nice cup of tea , anticipate death |
party |
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