Drunk Thief Robs Duffins, Stabs Self
 

Drunk thief stabs himself during botched doughnut-store robbery


By Staff Reporter, The Province November 18, 2010



An inept, drunk thief who accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach is behind bars.

The 22-year-old Vancouver man allegedly tried to rob a Duffin’s Donuts store on the corner of East 41st Avenue and Knight Street early Thursday morning.

When Vancouver police arrived at the store just after 2 a.m., they found the would-be thief drunk and slumped over on the floor.

As officers moved to take the man into custody, they found a large butcher knife in his possession and noticed the man had a stab wound on his right abdomen.

It is believed the man fell on own knife in the middle of the robbery.

The man was treated in hospital for a few hours before being transferred to Vancouver Police Department jail, where he is facing a robbery charge.
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LMAO epic fail

Hahaha wtf.
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rofl what an idiot

I didn't know we had two abdomens.

DERP :p

well i'm glad duffins is safe. can't beat the fact i can order a vietnamese sub, and a cheeserburger at the same time. Not that I want to, but the option is there.

WTF, dumbass or something. Out of all places, robbing duffins? What is there to steal, donuts? haha

Cant say I like their food, or their price.

Chorizo w/ egg FTW!!!

exactly. At least rob a classy joint like Krispy Kream

I'm pretty sure that Duffins on Knight/41st. makes waaaaay more than the lonely Krispy Kreme in Delta.

should've stuck with the original.

rob no.9

... can order viet sub, cheeseburger, fried chicken, cambodian noodle soup, torta, doughnut, ice cream, bubble tea, AND coffee ... mmmmmmm, vietnamericanobianexicantalianaiwanese food!

lawl, karma kick himself in the face

Duffins is just pure genius of epic proportions. Bet they don't teach you that shit in marketing school.

I wonder can they charge him with assualt or attempted murder on himself?

Or is he gonna be hospitalized under a suicide watch.