She had a patient come into the Emergency Room.

This lady has a condition called a Distended Vagina - which basically means her Vagina cannot hold itself into place, and has a habit of falling out - basically flipping inside out and coming out. One way to hold it in, is to place and object into it. (I don't know if this is something prescribed, or just something she decided to do herself)

She found out that Potatoes are a perfect size to place in, because you can get different sizes and shapes, and they're relatively smooth. Does anybody know what happens when you place a potato in a dark, damp place? They start sprouting. Basically, the potato started sprouting into her vagina, and through the vaginal wall, and she couldn't get it out, so she had to come to the emergency...

I'm cringing while I'm typing this....