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			This is one of the best cases of pwnage I have ever seen. 
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			porn on dialup.... when is this from 1995?
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			9:30 in HAHAHAHAHAHA
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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tool001  porn on dialup.... when is this from 1995?
     
  A quick Google search shows Defcon 18 is November / December 2010. 
I'd imagine not everyone in USA has / can afford broadband. 
Think about it.  How much is a computer even worth?  Most aren't even worth stealing if you have a half-decent job.  This guy must really not be that wealthy if he couldn't even afford a $500 machine.. even 14 Dolla Balla can afford that with his 6 bills. 
        
					
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			wow...owned big time hahaha
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			good story.  heh.
                  
  
              
			 
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			This was awesome lol
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slammer111  A quick Google search shows Defcon 18 is November / December 2010.
     
  look at the part where he's logged into the guy's bank account 
he has like $80 in his account
		
                
 
 
              
			 
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			This is interesting........big fat booty lol.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			that was actually kinda interesting to watch... kinda amazing where stolen stuff ends up
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			Lesson: If you buy stolen computer, wipe the shit off of it before you connect it to the internet.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			First bit of the video is actually pretty hilarious too.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			I don't know, he didn't really own that guy that badly.  He could've fucked with his life a bit like, for example, P-P-P-Powerbook.
		
               
  
              
			 
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			to be fair, that Melvin guy may have bought that computer off of craigslist. 
   
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			LOL, awesome.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			great vid haha!
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			being that his computer was stolen in MA and it ended up in Las Vegas 2 years later I find it more likely that Melvin simply bought what he thought was an old, used, computer 
               
 
 
              
			 
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			That was well worth the 22 minutes!
		
   
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Ch28  look at the part where he's logged into the guy's bank account
     
  That'd be more than I have right now, LOL.
		
    
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			he shouldve used that shower pic and set it as melvin's profile pic
              
  
              
			 
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			HAHAHAH great post OP, dude got rocked.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			I wouldn't say owned. He didn't do anything except collect evidence and submit it to the cops. 
               
  
              
			 
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