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12-27-2010, 11:38 PM
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Never steal a hacker's computer
This is one of the best cases of pwnage I have ever seen.
The actual story starts at 3:15
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12-28-2010, 12:00 AM
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porn on dialup.... when is this from 1995?
12-28-2010, 12:11 AM
#3 i like gifs
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9:30 in HAHAHAHAHAHA
12-28-2010, 12:14 AM
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tool001 porn on dialup.... when is this from 1995?
A quick Google search shows Defcon 18 is November / December 2010.
I'd imagine not everyone in USA has / can afford broadband.
Think about it. How much is a computer even worth? Most aren't even worth stealing if you have a half-decent job. This guy must really not be that wealthy if he couldn't even afford a $500 machine.. even 14 Dolla Balla can afford that with his 6 bills.
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12-28-2010, 12:15 AM
#5 Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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wow...owned big time hahaha
12-28-2010, 12:15 AM
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good story. heh.
too bad the police could probably only charge him with possession of stolen property. instead of the actual b&e and theft.
but yes, always record your serial numbers of any of your $$$ property. it makes it easier for you to prove that the recovered property is yours should the police find it.
12-28-2010, 12:16 AM
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This was awesome lol
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12-28-2010, 12:16 AM
#8 i like gifs
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slammer111 A quick Google search shows Defcon 18 is November / December 2010.
I'd imagine not everyone in USA has / can afford broadband.
look at the part where he's logged into the guy's bank account
he has like $80 in his account
12-28-2010, 12:17 AM
#9 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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This is interesting........big fat booty lol.
12-28-2010, 12:29 AM
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that was actually kinda interesting to watch... kinda amazing where stolen stuff ends up
12-28-2010, 12:30 AM
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Lesson: If you buy stolen computer, wipe the shit off of it before you connect it to the internet.
12-28-2010, 01:12 AM
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First bit of the video is actually pretty hilarious too.
12-28-2010, 01:25 AM
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I don't know, he didn't really own that guy that badly. He could've fucked with his life a bit like, for example, P-P-P-Powerbook.
12-28-2010, 01:25 AM
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to be fair, that Melvin guy may have bought that computer off of craigslist.
but i mean the unemployment forms sorta screwed him.
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12-28-2010, 01:25 AM
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LOL, awesome.
12-28-2010, 01:54 AM
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great vid haha!
12-28-2010, 02:11 AM
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being that his computer was stolen in MA and it ended up in Las Vegas 2 years later I find it more likely that Melvin simply bought what he thought was an old, used, computer
kinda bad for the girl too to have her pics shown like that
12-28-2010, 07:24 AM
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That was well worth the 22 minutes!
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12-28-2010, 08:22 AM
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Ch28 look at the part where he's logged into the guy's bank account
he has like $80 in his account
That'd be more than I have right now, LOL.
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12-28-2010, 01:27 PM
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he shouldve used that shower pic and set it as melvin's profile pic
12-28-2010, 01:41 PM
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kinda bad for the girl too to have her pics shown like that
I you are going to send pics threw the internet you should have no expectations of privacy. Every picture you take will end up on the internet.
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12-28-2010, 01:56 PM
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HAHAHAH great post OP, dude got rocked.
12-28-2010, 02:24 PM
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I wouldn't say owned. He didn't do anything except collect evidence and submit it to the cops.
He should've fucked with his life a bit.
12-28-2010, 03:08 PM
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bahaha win
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12-28-2010, 03:24 PM
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fuken awesome
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