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	   |  Japan's 'convict' monkey stages daring cage break  
 
			
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TOKYO – A marauding monkey that terrorized resort towns in central Japan last year by biting nearly 120 people has escaped captivity.  
Officials in Mishima City said the monkey slipped out of the government-run nature park it had been kept at since its capture last October when a keeper was cleaning its cage.  
The city published an emergency notice urging residents to lock their doors, though no new attacks have been reported.  
The fugitive monkey, known as "Lucky," is a type of macaque that is one of the most common wild mammals in Japan. They are considered a nuisance in rural areas, where they damage crops and steal food.  
Lucky has proved a tough catch in the past, avoiding citywide monkey hunts during its previous two month biting spree.  http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110124/ca...f2da634e-0.jpg |   |   |   |      |  01-24-2011, 06:15 AM | #2 |   | Official Texas Ambassador 
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	   |   Quote:   | The city published an emergency notice urging residents to lock their doors, though no new attacks have been reported. |  
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			you could say, that monkey is ...bananas   |   |   |   |      |  01-24-2011, 02:25 PM | #9 |   | I bringith the lowerballerith 
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			Monkeys.... Serious business.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  01-24-2011, 03:22 PM | #11 |   | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday 
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			monkey escapes cage
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	   |  http://news.tv-asahi.co.jp/news/web/html/210125021.html 
caught and returned to the park. I bet it's actually another random monkey the police just wanna shut the case and call it a day lol.
		 
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			guess thats why OP hasnt replied    |   |   |   |    |  |  
 
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