Can any ladies and gentlemen attest to these?
 

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"


duno if its a repost but they kinda make sense... haha =p

anyone with experiences with these statements?

these are jsut for fun la.....

The comments are jaded.
The "true meaning" are all answers that make men sound like douchebags.

I agree with a few like the "was it good for you" and "I'm romantic"

But the "I had a wonderful time" answer is made to make men sound like assholes.

Most likely made by a woman who just got kicked to the curb by her ex.

Just my 2 cents
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I concur. I guess it differs on each individual though.

... if you have to ask whether any of that is correct/incorrect then you've got bigger problems to worry about.

I don't see how that makes us douchebags. We all have the right to our own opinion. Douchyness is probably more tied with how much tact you apply to those opinions.

I don't get how being romantic means you're poor.


Lame.

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."


lol. Wouldn't he just say the "True meaning" right after anyways? It's not like someone would just say "I have something to tell you" and then never tell you what that is, and expect you to use this shitty spam mail decoder thing to find out the "True Meaning".

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True.

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

I somewhat agree with these.. :D lol