no facebook

would you rather have a lifetime supply of shitty beer or shitty vodka

Shitty vodka.

Would you rather be filthy rich and butt ugly, or on welfare but extremely good looking. And no you will never work your way off welfare you will be leeching off the system forever.
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Filthy rich but ugly. Would u rather be alive forever or never live at all
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alive forever

would you rather get caught cheating by your GF or get caught smoking a joint by the cops

Joint by cops... Ain't nuttin gonna happen

Would you rather go to the gym, or to your gf's friend bday dinner
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gf's friend's bday dinner

would you rather lose friends for money or lose friends for girls?

...if they're sweet girls, but if they're sluts I'll go with money
And in any case bros > hoes

Would you rather have a machine that let's you stop time or one that allows you to travel in time?
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travel in time, auctually that might fuck things up. I rather stop time. nvm ill go back in time.

:speechless::gtfo:


Would you rather be under house arrest forever, or live 5 full, free years and then receive the lethal injection?

live 5 years, i could escape to somewhere where they won't track me down, change my identity and get a different passport :troll:

would you rather use twitter or flickr?

Twitter

Would you rather eat a meter long shit to sleep with megan fox or give whoopi goldberg a rimjob to sleep with mila kunis
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Goldberg

Would you rather be forced to stay awake for a month, or go 3 weeks without food
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3 weeks without food.. You can't go longer than like 10 days without sleep, you'd kill yourself..

Would you rather not listen to an iPod/mp3 player for your entire life and maintain very sharp hearing, or rock that iPod out every day and become deaf for your last 10 years on this earth?
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Never again

Would you rather be abused as a child, of abused as a senior in your later years
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be abused :(

would you rather wear brand name or save money ?

Save money.

Would you rather do a mother and daughter or twins?
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Twins

Would you rather be super short, or super hairy
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super hairy

would you rather be a really feminine kinda guy or a scrub

Scrub

Would you rather date a butch girl, or a girl that has the most annoying voice
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girl with the most annoying voice, so i can shut her mouth WiTh MY COCK

swallow cum or swallow poison

Poison

Would you rather eat a juicy spider, or a brick of butter
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brick of butter.. could get rid of that fat no problem

would you rather fight a honey badger, or a cobra?

honey badger.... WTf did i just wtach LOL

Would you rather buy a samsung galaxy s2 (when its out) or iphone 5

galaxy S2...

even though android.. hmmm

would you rather
play COD or starcraft II?

cod

would you rather use a tomtom gps or a garmin gps