that awkward moment when you're eating blueberries and you see a worm crawl out of one.. So you think to yourself SHIT, did i eat any others that had these disgusting things in them?

that awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.

.. :troll:

that awkward moment when a family member just opens the door and catches you fapping and quickly closes it :seriously:learn to knock!

Yes, I am talking to you, chinese families..

^ you just have bad reflexes

The awkward moment when you go into a empty bathroom stall and go to the urinal in the corner and a person walks in and stands beside you, starts pissing and asks you how your day was.


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awkward moment when you driving with yo crew and a slow romantic song comes on






only to be defused by us all singing along to it :gay:

that awkward moment when you drop the soap

the awkward moment when your on the bus, and everyone is eyeing that one empty seat.

That awkward moment when you talk shit about someone, then you suddenly realize you guys have a mutual friend and they've been listening the whole time

The awkward moment when you realize shit just got awkward :lol
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The awkward moment when you realize you have been walking around work all day with your fly down.

That awkward moment when you and your girlfriend are going at it in the front living room and her mom and grandma decide to pay a surprise visit and enter the house without even knocking... only to see her on all fours arching her back while you're pulling her hair.

Then that awkward moment when two days later you have to go visit said girlfriend's mom because you promised to help powerwash the outside of her house.

Yeah... I contemplated skipping the country instead of fulfilling that promise...

^ Such a FML moment lol

That awkward moment when your parents introduce a fobby girl to you, asks if she's pretty and everyone is waiting for your response

The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone then realize your still going the same way

The awkward moment when your dad catches you mowing the g/f

all he did was shut the door and next morning he just smiled and said nothing else lol

That awkward moment when you go up to your friend to say bye, and you stick out your hand for a hand shake, but he goes in for a fist pound.

^ god that's like everyday with me or when you usually do hand shake but only one of you do it and other walks away unknowingly :s

Trying to walk through an automatic door but its the wrong way.
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That awkward moment when you're in the gym, and you say "excuse me" to someone facing the other way to ask whether they're finished with a machine/weights, but they can't hear you because they have headphones on, and you say it a couple more times, but they still don't hear you, thus making you feel like a retard.

lol epic run-on

The awkward moment when shit goes down and the guy just walks away

awkward moment when ur wearing sweats and you're with a group of friends and you randomly get a boner and you dont notice it

^ How the fuck do you not notice it lol

Group of guy friends = no boner
Group of hot girls = can't be a "random" boner
Group of below average girls = no boner

I don't even wanna get started as to how you don't notice your own boner

The awkward conversation on facebook you have with a family relative, that you haven't talked to in a long time in person

the awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story

the awkward moment when your in public walking around and your wearing sweat pants and you realize you've started to get a semi boner and its extremely visable to everyone so you have to put your hands in your pockets and make it look like your searching for something and try to pull your dick up into your waistband :)