Sexual Psychology Quiz
 

This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to advanced placement psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I?
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I?
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What Am I?
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What Am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What Am I?
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What Am I?
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What Am I?
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What Am I?
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What Am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What Am I?
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What Am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What Am I?
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What Am I?
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What Am I?

Answers:


How many of them did you get? :nerd:
I only got 3 out of 14 at first glace LOL ... :fappery:

On a more serious note: I personally feel that the teacher should NOT have been disciplined. I mean c'mon it's not like these kids are 10 years old, they are 16-18 for crying out loud. Plus it's a Advanced Placement Psychology class, if you read the questions carefully and don't have a dirty mind, those questions are quite amusing.

But then of course I'm posting this on RS so I shouldn't expect the answers to be otherwise :ratedb:

Too much to read, this one's simpler ;)

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i got 10/14, i actually tried though. some of them were just difficult and not because i couldn't get my head out of the gutter.

yes im dirty

Either this quiz is fucking hard, or I'm just dirty like that.

1/14 for me :lol

well...more like .5. I guessed "butter" when it was "peanut butter"

o good lord my mind is tainted

lol yup "i need help" for sure

a lot of these i recognize from the game "Dirty Minds"

shit i got all of them wrong guess its just me then

No advanced placement psychology for me with 0 points hahaha

# 9 stumped me and I thought 10 was santa... the rest were easy-ish

I've see all of those before. The ppl who complained need to chill
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9/14 haha

i'm surprised by some of the responses here, i'm 22, and personally would not expect to see this shit at school if I were 16 or 18.

This is inappropriate for school, leave for shit for the kids when they're at home with their friends or whatever.

I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I?

I thought vagina til' it said "People sometimes lick my nuts", then I was like wtf?

But I'm going to say that these questions insinuate a sexual thought, everyone thinks of what the inappropriate answer is before they even think of what it actually is. If you actually thought of the correct answers before the dirty ones your parents must of kept you very sheltered.

i answered all with "Rape"

i think i need help

11/14

couldn't come up with anything for the ones i got "wrong"

if you get anything other than boobs, condom, penis, fuck, pussy, and sex, you need help.

Psycology is an advanced class to take and if students in their are tricked by the title of the quiz, then there is obviously something to learn.

I personally don't think the teacher should get in shit because, it's pyschology, you are suppose to mind fuck your students to get them to learn.

lol i'm straight dirty.. one track mind.

8/14

I never personally took Psychology but I would assume that 16-18 year olds are sure as hell old enough to know about "Sexual Thoughts" ... don't they teach Sex-Ed in like grade 8?... I don't remember exactly I'm too old now lol...

Plus they are in the Advanced Placement course so I hope that they are smart enough to think outside the box, isn't that what Psychology is all about?

^ Sex Ed in the united states is completely different from sex ed in canada especially since they follow a abstinence only approach

^ Doesn't look like it's working :lol