my work number is like one digit off some english learning center or something...and i would always get a bunch of mainlanders calling me asking to take some english test.

One time i got so pissed off when this fob just called me during the busiest time - he was like harrow...can i take some english test? and i just said NO. then hes was silent for like a good 5 sec and said solly....what?? why?? then i said because you already failed at dialing the correct phone number on the number pad...then he got super confused and kept asking me why he wasnt allowed to take the test :facepalm:

hahahahaha

people who speak engrish are hilarious...

this korean guy in my class today said engrish instead of english, and of course i started cracking up lol...

You pack up everything you own and start a new life in a different country. Let me know how you immediately take up fucking Korean.

Pull a Tom Mabe on them - "I'm sorry, sir, there's been a murder in room 301, but I can let you talk to the homicide detective..."

qft
at least the immigrants are trying to learn our language

just remembered one. chinese lady KEPT calling me for a few months thinking i was her son or some shit. I kept telling her wrong number so goddamn many times. the final time she called she asked me to come pick her up at XXX location.

i said ok and hung up.

Should have told her that you're moving with your boyfriend to Davie and you wish to never speak to her again. Bet some funny shit would have happened at home.
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what i got few months ago..JB thing eh?

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Mega trolled :troll: :rofl:

Holy fuck! You da man right there.

funny part is his english is pretty much prefect, other than that he said engrish

good job you are a legend !

my dad always drunk texts me on saturday nights about the copious amounts of blow he's snorting and how many hookers hes banging because his life is that much better than mine. it gets annoying after the 5th time.

for you to get so excited over something so stupid, then post it on revscene

i conclude that this must've been the highlight of your year