T&T Special Suggestion
 

:D

bone chopper sounds good

since you've mentioned in previous posts that you're from the east cost, first, i'd like to welcome you to vancouver! welcome, friend.

now to properly assimilate yourself with vancouver culture, i suggest dampening your english speaking abilities (otherwise you might get funny looks from the locals). in addition, try to avoid shoulder checking, using turn signals, and developing hospices next to condominiums. lastly, you may find yourself as the token caucasian in a group of asian friends. as a token member of said group, you're entitled to acting a fool whenever you want because you're the odd fellow out. enjoy your stay in vancouver!

rofl wow.... lol wtf

:D I only chose that smilie since I'm hoping that "Wife" is a poor translation of "Knife".

If anyone can read what the package says and provide a better translation, please do!

The brand is Cleverest Son's Wife
They truncated a lot of text because the label wouldn't fit the whole description.

Too much direct translation lol.

For people like this?

http://blogs.whatsontv.co.uk/tvspy/w...ll-point_0.jpg

wait a minute, there's something terribly wrong here. what are you doing in an asian supermarket?! !

^ that was so bad

there was a white chick in t&t the last time i was in there and she was talking to her friend like its the first time she's ever seen one/been in one and she's like "omg, its like a Asian Costco" :lol: she was like 20? blonde

for direct translation it should be clever daughter-in-law actually...

Direct translation of 'white person' in Cantonese is 'ghost person' (gwai lo)

rofl..

is it even any good at cutting?

anyone tried it?

Fixed.