FS: I got a bike for sale
 

http://i.imgur.com/9qURP.jpg

I got a bike for sale

I'll admit that I know fuck all about mountain bikes. I used this to ride to and from to school and work and its got front and back suspension.
You can adjust the rear suspension and the seat so that means its fancy or some shit.

You can be all "Hey bitches, I'm on a fucking bike. I'm all healthy and shit."

Also, you can use those bike lanes and run red lights and kick car doors and everything else that people on bikes can legally do. I think it also means that you can spit at pedestrians and kill old people


Anyway, this ad is tongue in cheek as fuck but I really am for real selling a bike. Its out here in Surrey chained to a post so some junkie doesn't come along and turn it into vein candy.

You should bring me $100 and take it home with you.

This motherfucker is SOLD.
NOW BUY MY FIESTA DIPPER

you sir, are my hero

Sold for $100?

i would have paid u cash and ride this badass motherfucker home.