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this is when i'd bring in fire and chemicals... i would deal with the damage i have caused later.
this is when I burn the fucking house down and claim insurance. fuck my neighbours, they can watch the blaze and roast marshmallows from their windows.
Man uses a blowtorch to kill spider, burns down house
Posted by Chris Spags 1 comments
I don’t know much about pest control, but perhaps we can all learn from one Fresno man who attempted to use a blowtorch to deal with his spider problem, with predictable results.
The Fresno fire department went on a call Friday for a somewhat-normal fire in a home’s garage. But the reason for the fire was most uncommon.
A Fresno Fire Department spokeswoman says that the fire began when one of the people in the whom saw several black widows in the home. In order to get rid of the spiders, he took a homemade open-flame blowtorch to ignore a fire.
The fire ignited on a combustible material, causing a fire that severely damaged the garage and resulted in the home’s five inhabitants being displaced.
No one was injured by the fire.
Well no one except, I would presume, the spiders. Because if they survived that one, I can’t imagine they’ll be very pleased. This is precisely how low-budget horror movies titled Spider Attack 3D begin.
man, when I was younger I had no problem with spiders... I'd let them crawl on my hands and whatnot, pulling off their legs with no problem. But as I got older, shit..... my balls got weaker lol
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I had one small spider in my room. He would just chill in the corner and eat the insects/misquitoes that plagued my parent and sister's room. Then my mom killed it
Don't hate on spiders, they are good pest controls. But if i saw 40 of them in the shower or a huge ass camel spider......
LOL That idiot should have held the bucket, he would have at least been able to cut the spider in half.
Off topic, but I did spend 6 months of my childhood visiting the Philippines where children would catch spiders and keep them in match boxes. Then they would put two of them on a stick and watch them fight each other to the death. Kind of like cock fighting... or pokemon, take your pick. Only works with specific types of spiders, which we don't have here :/
I also remember stomping on a huge spider in the showers over there and 100 little baby spiders started crawling off their mother's back. I also stomped on the rest of them as well.
I like spiders and will usually either let them be or throw them outside.
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