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01-07-2026, 12:23 PM
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#29751 | | Anal Mcgee
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes This girl better have the physique of a Goddess, and not the type Badhobz prefers.  | WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE A FULL FIGURED BLONDE TO ANAL!?
If only she was mute and deaf. my god....
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01-07-2026, 12:41 PM
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#29752 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Tapioca Maybe second/third generation immigrants in this city need to broaden their horizons a bit and stop targeting the same type of woman?
And let's be honest - I haven't met many 30 and 40-something single men in this city who put a basic amount into their appearance and aren't socially awkward. Start with the basics and go up from there. | This resonates so hard.
I'm 38, and I try to retain some semblance of hygiene and presentability. There are guys from highschool I would run into around town and I'm just like..... why do you look like that?
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01-07-2026, 12:43 PM
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#29753 | | Anal Mcgee
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01-07-2026, 12:53 PM
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I am curious what kind of people you guys hang out with.
Who here on this forum have I met who doesn't look presentable and has poor hygiene?
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01-07-2026, 01:28 PM
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#29755 | | Anal Mcgee
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Everyone at the meat ?!?
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01-07-2026, 01:39 PM
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#29756 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes spoon.ek9 - How many women are you dating at any given time? I'm getting confused if you are juggling multiple women or not (if you are - high five!)  | I am thankfully in a LTR with my sights on marriage/kids as I've always wanted. But man, I went through this shit for years on end trying to figure it all out. Once I learned what it is a lot of these girls are looking for and how many guys they're juggling, I was just done. I even had a year or so where I stopped looking entirely due to the frustration of it all.
For the record, I've never juggled relationships. Hell, I didn't even feel right talking to multiple girls on apps at the same time. I simply wanted to focus on one and see if it would work out. Little did I know a lot of them have rosters to go through and I was a fool for putting focus/attention on just one. It gets confusing when I talk to multiple and I feel bad when I forget what I've told this or the other.
This is not a brag or anything, but connecting with girls typically wasn't an issue for me. It was finding one who actually valued me beyond income that was the real challenge. When people just think of you as their ATM, it very quickly eliminates them from your process.
I remember some 5/10, legit MID Asian girl on an app who actually had the audacity to post in her profile "I only date home owners". Just, wow.
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01-07-2026, 01:49 PM
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#29757 | | RS Veteran
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"I only date home owners"
Wow.
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01-07-2026, 01:52 PM
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#29758 | | Anal Mcgee
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give that cunt my number. I wanna see if she’ll blow me while I wear my Costco swag
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01-07-2026, 01:53 PM
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#29759 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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5 C's coming back into vogue for dating.
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Originally Posted by PeanutButter Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"? | |
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01-07-2026, 01:54 PM
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#29760 | | Anal Mcgee
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What the hell are the 5c’s ?
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cranberry ?
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01-07-2026, 01:57 PM
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Character: Borrower's credit history, reputation, and payment patterns.
Capacity: Ability to repay the loan from income.
Capital: Borrower's own financial investment in the venture.
Collateral: Assets pledged to secure the loan.
Conditions: Economic factors and loan purpose.
You rich guys probably never been explained why you got turned down for a Civic lease coming out of high school.
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Originally Posted by jasonturbo Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that. | Quote:
Originally Posted by SkunkWorks This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi... | Quote:
[14-05, 14:59] FastAnna You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch
[15-05, 10:35] FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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Originally Posted by westopher I'd probably blow someone for that 911 | |
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01-07-2026, 02:02 PM
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#29762 | | Anal Mcgee
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I’ve never heard of all this bullshit “strategies” when it comes to dating. Ridiculous. More reason to seek prostitutes.
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01-07-2026, 02:40 PM
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^they might not reply if your texts are green.
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Originally Posted by jasonturbo Too bad it isn't about flipping cars to lose money, I'm really good at that. | Quote:
Originally Posted by SkunkWorks This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi... | Quote:
[14-05, 14:59] FastAnna You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch
[15-05, 10:35] FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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Originally Posted by westopher I'd probably blow someone for that 911 | |
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01-07-2026, 03:01 PM
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#29764 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes I am curious what kind of people you guys hang out with.
Who here on this forum have I met who doesn't look presentable and has poor hygiene?
Edit: Scratch that.  | Car dude are the greasiest, fat, no good haircut, and idk if they shower
but also nicest, if they don't fall into the douchey show off category Quote:
Originally Posted by spoon.ek9 This is not a brag or anything, but connecting with girls typically wasn't an issue for me. It was finding one who actually valued me beyond income that was the real challenge. When people just think of you as their ATM, it very quickly eliminates them from your process.
I remember some 5/10, legit MID Asian girl on an app who actually had the audacity to post in her profile "I only date home owners". Just, wow. | I've been telling them I'm a dirty renter.
But for the 8.5/10+ girls, I tell them I co-own a business they frequent and its kinda pay to win
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01-07-2026, 03:08 PM
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#29765 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I remember hearing about the Singaporean 3 C's for dating:
1. Cash
2. Card (credit)
3. Condo (more expensive than public housing apartments)
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01-07-2026, 03:17 PM
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#29766 | | in the butt
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes I am curious what kind of people you guys hang out with.
Who here on this forum have I met who doesn't look presentable and has poor hygiene?
Edit: Scratch that.  |
Next meat im coming after a durian shower
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by bcuzracecarz
and that’s all before seeing he’s also posted bunny manure for sale. | |
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01-07-2026, 03:25 PM
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#29767 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz What the hell are the 5c’s ?
Cunt
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Originally Posted by Hakkaboy I remember hearing about the Singaporean 3 C's for dating:
1. Cash
2. Card (credit)
3. Condo (more expensive than public housing apartments) | 90's dating criteria in Singapore and a lesser extent HK
Cash (self explanatory)
Car (expensive in Singapore/HK)
Condo (more expensive than HDB public housing in Singapore, and self explanatory in HK)
Credit Card (back then CC was less common)
Country Club Membership (very expensive luxury in Singapore/HK)
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Originally Posted by PeanutButter Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"? | |
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01-07-2026, 03:29 PM
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#29768 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I was hoping dating in HK/Singapore/China would be better
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01-07-2026, 03:30 PM
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#29769 | | RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I’ve never heard of all this bullshit “strategies” when it comes to dating. Ridiculous. More reason to seek prostitutes. | Based on your suggestion, I took the opportunity to run some numbers and to help you guys visualize this using a microeconomics lens on your companionship choices. Here's a simple consumer choice model using the Cobb-Douglas utility to illustrate how preferences, prices, and budgets interact.
Let's draw out a few assumptions to level set how we'll approach the matter given how passionate people are about the topic. Assumptions
Option A: A traditional relationship with a Vancouver girl (since we're talking about this)
Option B: A professional service (this is open to your interpretation)
We’re not judging anyone here - this is just about how money, preferences, and extra costs affect decisions especially since we seem to agree that dating and women's expectations are highly unrealistic. The Setup
Imagine you earn $80K a year (about $6,667 a month). This is to account for your average Vancouver guy with poor hygiene and social awkward tendencies. Let's ignore inflation and any side hustle incomes, inheritances etc.
I think we can all agree that spending time together costs money:
Relationship with a girl: $100 per hour
Professional companionship: $300 per hour
We also value quality differently:
Relationship hour = 1 “quality point” (Because Badhobz hates women who keep nagging him)
Professional hour = 4 “quality points” (because it’s convenient and predictable)
Relationships often come with extra monthly costs (housing, lifestyle etc). Let's test this by adding a $2,000 fixed cost to see the impact. What the Chart Shows
Panel A:
Blue line = relationship budget
Orange line = professional budget
Purple line = relationship budget after adding $2,000 fixed cost
The more the line shifts inward, the fewer hours you can afford.
Panel B:
Shows “effective quality hours” (how much value you get) as income grows.
At $6,667/month:
Relationship (no extra cost): ~27 hours
Relationship (+$2,000 cost): ~19 hours
Professional: ~36 quality hours The Big Picture
Adding long-term costs shrinks your budget for other things and reduces how much time you can afford in a relationship with a Vancouver girl or a professional companion.
Even though the professional option costs more per hour, its higher quality score means you might get more value for the same money. This isn’t about right or wrong - it’s about trade-offs. Price, quality, and extra costs all matter. I think we can all relate to this when modding our cars using the Holy Trinity formula: Fast, Cheap, Reliable: Pick two. Why This Matters
Next time you think “Professional companionships are too expensive!”, ask yourself:
1. Does it deliver more value per hour?
2. Are there hidden costs in a traditional relationship that changes the picture?
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01-07-2026, 03:32 PM
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#29770 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Gerbs I was hoping dating in HK/Singapore/China would be better | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA         :l awl:
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Originally Posted by PeanutButter Damn, not only is yours veiny AF, yours is thick AF too. Yours is twice as thick as mine.. That looks like a 2" or maybe even 3"? | |
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01-07-2026, 03:33 PM
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#29771 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes This girl better have the physique of a Goddess, and not the type Badhobz prefers.  | If she did, I wouldn't complain Quote:
Originally Posted by donk. Your not going to afford that R8, funding someone elses lack of effort to make good money | You already got the American R8, I don't need one anymore
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01-07-2026, 03:35 PM
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#29772 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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I got my 5 Cs for the roast beef curtain audience:
Careless
Conundrum
Cringe
Callous
Catastrophic
And while she's playing Financial planner meets Human Resources on you, she's also moonlighting as a Facebook true-crime case solver and bubble tea influenzer.
And has part time 'crippling anxiety'
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01-07-2026, 03:43 PM
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#29773 | | RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by GS8 I got my 5 Cs for the roast beef curtain audience:
Careless
Conundrum
Cringe
Callous
Catastrophic
And while she's playing Financial planner meets Human Resources on you, she's also moonlighting as a Facebook true-crime case solver and bubble tea influenzer.
And has part time 'crippling anxiety'  | I hope my explanation above may inform your future decisions! |
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01-07-2026, 03:48 PM
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#29774 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes I hope my explanation above may inform your future decisions!  | Remind us what program you're in again? MBA, Case Study, Cost Analysis. The charts ... out of this world
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01-07-2026, 03:51 PM
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#29775 | | RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by whitev70r Remind us what program you're in again? MBA, Case Study, Cost Analysis. The charts ... out of this world  | High school drop out, ex-East Van gangster who got kicked out of a gang |
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