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Old 10-06-2011, 02:08 PM   #1
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Easy money for anyone working in a downtown office!

LOL

Easy money - Say that I was a receptionist at your office

Easy money - Say that I was a receptionist at your office (downtown)
Date: 2011-10-03, 8:24PM PDT
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I have $200 ($100 the day before, $100 the day after) for you to let me bring a family member to your office and you pretend that I was a receptionist there. This would take a few minutes and would be very casual, just like I was dropping by to say hi to an old co-worker. The office must be downtown and walking distance from the skytrain. I was really working on my tan at the beach this summer and I would really appreciate any help with this. Maybe you're a receptionist at an office building and you need to make some quick cash, just let me come in and say a quick hello to you. It's a win-win.

Please email me if you are interested.

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Old 10-06-2011, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:19 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:20 PM   #4
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:21 PM   #5
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he signed up 5 years ago, this was just the first post worthy of his comment
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:21 PM   #6
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he signed up 5 years ago, this was just the first post worthy of his comment
lol my bad, that's even funnier.
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Who wants to take a stab at a backstory?

Person spends all summer at Kits beach getting a tan. Lies to family that he/she is a receptionist. Summer is ending and has to go back to school. "Aiya! My family thinks I have a job! Won't give me tuition money unless I can show I am employed. What do I do? Post on craigslist!"
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Old 10-06-2011, 03:08 PM   #9
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the big story of this thread is the poster who was registered since 2006 and this was his first post
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:35 PM   #10
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:36 AM   #11
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Who wants to take a stab at a backstory?

Person spends all summer at Kits beach getting a tan. Lies to family that he/she is a receptionist. Summer is ending and has to go back to school. "Aiya! My family thinks I have a job! Won't give me tuition money unless I can show I am employed. What do I do? Post on craigslist!"
Bitch is a hooker, tells her family she works as a receptionist, they don't believe her, demand proof.. poster creates an ad outside her usual section of craigslist to provide said proof.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:57 AM   #12
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who else thinks it would be funny to take her $100, have her family come into the office and then act like you don't know her
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:58 AM   #13
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Question here is....What DOES she do for a living that she can't tell her parents about?
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:55 AM   #14
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:45 AM   #15
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Question here is....What DOES she do for a living that she can't tell her parents about?
"escort" or drug dealer

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Old 10-07-2011, 01:51 PM   #16
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Old 10-07-2011, 01:56 PM   #17
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if she is indeed a hooker or escort, i'll provide her my services for some of her "services"

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