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10-06-2011, 02:08 PM
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#1 | Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball Bat!
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LOL Easy money - Say that I was a receptionist at your office
Easy money - Say that I was a receptionist at your office (downtown)
Date: 2011-10-03, 8:24PM PDT
Reply to: job-4bege-2631361632@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have $200 ($100 the day before, $100 the day after) for you to let me bring a family member to your office and you pretend that I was a receptionist there. This would take a few minutes and would be very casual, just like I was dropping by to say hi to an old co-worker. The office must be downtown and walking distance from the skytrain. I was really working on my tan at the beach this summer and I would really appreciate any help with this. Maybe you're a receptionist at an office building and you need to make some quick cash, just let me come in and say a quick hello to you. It's a win-win.
Please email me if you are interested.
Location: downtown
Compensation: $200
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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10-06-2011, 02:17 PM
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#2 | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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this should go on best of craigs
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10-06-2011, 02:19 PM
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#3 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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^ you signed up just to post that?
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10-06-2011, 02:20 PM
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#4 | G'd up! w000weee
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10-06-2011, 02:21 PM
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#5 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by sonick ^ you signed up just to post that? | he signed up 5 years ago, this was just the first post worthy of his comment
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10-06-2011, 02:21 PM
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#6 | Summertime Sadness
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10-06-2011, 02:22 PM
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#7 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by vitaminG he signed up 5 years ago, this was just the first post worthy of his comment | lol my bad, that's even funnier.
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Originally Posted by skyxx Sonick is a genius. I won't go into detail what's so great about his post. But it's damn good! | 2010 Toyota Rav4 Limited V6 - Wifey's Daily Driver
2009 BMW 128i - Daily Driver
2007 Toyota Rav4 Sport V6 - Sold
1999 Mazda Miata - Sold
2003 Mazda Protege5 - Sold
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10-06-2011, 02:53 PM
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#8 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Who wants to take a stab at a backstory?
Person spends all summer at Kits beach getting a tan. Lies to family that he/she is a receptionist. Summer is ending and has to go back to school. "Aiya! My family thinks I have a job! Won't give me tuition money unless I can show I am employed. What do I do? Post on craigslist!"
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10-06-2011, 03:08 PM
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#9 | Fanboy
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the big story of this thread is the poster who was registered since 2006 and this was his first post
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10-06-2011, 06:35 PM
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#10 | 【=◈︿◈=】
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^ this
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10-07-2011, 12:36 AM
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#11 | Wanna have a threesome?
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Originally Posted by Michelin_Man Who wants to take a stab at a backstory?
Person spends all summer at Kits beach getting a tan. Lies to family that he/she is a receptionist. Summer is ending and has to go back to school. "Aiya! My family thinks I have a job! Won't give me tuition money unless I can show I am employed. What do I do? Post on craigslist!" | Bitch is a hooker, tells her family she works as a receptionist, they don't believe her, demand proof.. poster creates an ad outside her usual section of craigslist to provide said proof.
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10-07-2011, 08:57 AM
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#12 | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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who else thinks it would be funny to take her $100, have her family come into the office and then act like you don't know her |
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10-07-2011, 09:58 AM
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#13 | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Question here is....What DOES she do for a living that she can't tell her parents about?
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10-07-2011, 10:55 AM
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#14 | Throw yo paws in da air!
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10-07-2011, 11:45 AM
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#15 | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by Yuffa Question here is....What DOES she do for a living that she can't tell her parents about? | "escort" or drug dealer
pick one lol
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10-07-2011, 01:51 PM
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#16 | McLyin'
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10-07-2011, 01:56 PM
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#17 | Banned (ABWS)
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if she is indeed a hooker or escort, i'll provide her my services for some of her "services"
oh heavenly blessed beauty.
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