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RacePace 12-16-2011 10:07 AM

World Shortest Woman
 
World's shortest woman is Indian student, says Guinness World Records | World news | The Guardian

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A high-school student in central India has been recognised as the world's shortest woman by Guinness World Records as she turned 18.

Jyoti Amge, who is 62.8cm (24.7 inches) tall – shorter than the average two-year-old, said she hoped to earn a degree and make it in Bollywood.

Guinness representatives visiting from London measured her at a ceremony attended by about 30 relatives and friends in the town of Nagpur in Maharashtra state.

A teary-eyed Amge, dressed in one of her finest saris, called the honour an "extra birthday present" and said she felt grateful for being small, as it had brought her recognition. After receiving a plaque, she and her guests cut a birthday cake.

"I have put Nagpur on the world map. Now everyone will know where it is," said Amge, who says she dreams of one day becoming a Bollywood film star as well as pursuing a university degree after she finishes high school this year.

"I want to be an actor," she said.

She is 7cm (2.76 inches) shorter than the 22-year-old American Bridgette Jordan, who had held the title since September.

"Jyoti encourages us all to look beyond mere size and to just celebrate our differences," the Guinness adjudicator Rob Molloy said.

This was not Amge's first Guinness record. Until Friday she was considered the world's shortest teenager, but in turning 18 qualified for the new title. She has grown less than 1cm (0.4 inch) in the past two years, Guinness said in a statement, and will grow no more due to a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia.

Her teenage title brought the chance for multiple Guinness-sponsored trips to Japan and Italy for tours and meetings with other record holders, she said.

The title of shortest woman in history continues to be held by Pauline Musters, who lived in the Netherlands from 1876 to 1895 and stood at 61cm (24 inches) tall.
In b4 sex jokes

taylor192 12-16-2011 10:13 AM

I'd break her in half.

Out b4 closed and banned :inout:

pingu81 12-16-2011 10:16 AM

pocket asian right thur

ShadowBun 12-16-2011 10:17 AM

what size would her kids be :lawl:

twitchyzero 12-16-2011 10:18 AM

if she's going to make it in bollywood they'll need to cgi her size.

or she can play the baby

fliptuner 12-16-2011 10:38 AM

Lily Tomlin was shorter. :troll:

Holy fuck, I'm old.

Glove 12-16-2011 10:48 AM

doesnt really make sense, I dont think she would physically be able to bare children, nor be able to have sex with any normal sized human / penis.

Maybe an asian guy,

also,

http://files.sharenator.com/I_have_T...170251-580.jpg

european 12-16-2011 10:56 AM

Crazy!

dachinesedude 12-16-2011 11:38 AM

A bbc is like half her length

Can't imagine...don't wanna imagine...
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phobchnga 12-16-2011 11:56 AM

is bbc "big black cock"??

fliptuner 12-16-2011 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dachinesedude (Post 7728598)
Can't imagine...don't wanna imagine...
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You already did... :fuckthatshit::awwyeah:

RacePace 12-16-2011 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dachinesedude (Post 7728598)
A bbc is like half her length

Posted via RS Mobile

a lot of miscers on RS all of a sudden

shawn79 12-16-2011 01:29 PM

Lex Steele says Hi.

murd0c 12-16-2011 01:32 PM

The guy she hooks up with is going to look huge especially if he's East Asian :troll:

InvisibleSoul 12-16-2011 03:09 PM

Too short even for a standing BJ.

RacePace 12-16-2011 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 7728786)
Too short even for a standing BJ.

She could only get the tip in and lick anyway :lawl:

murd0c 12-16-2011 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RacePace (Post 7728801)
She could only get the tip in and lick anyway :lawl:

Trust me it aint all that bad ;)

shawn79 12-16-2011 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 7728842)
Trust me it aint all that bad ;)

murd0c knows breast (best). :lawl:

RacePace 12-16-2011 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 7728842)
Trust me it aint all that bad ;)

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