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jerkstore 12-30-2012 03:30 PM

grow a beard

BrRsn 12-30-2012 03:45 PM

bro just chew lots of gum and buy a heavy chain and hold it in your teeth and do some jaw movements. slowly increase the weight to build the jaw muscle for a sculpted muscular face.

Also start taking some growth hormone it'll help your jaw grow.

Will look aesthetic/10 bro!

beproud 12-30-2012 09:54 PM

I was told you can pick where to lose or gain weight eh. Just exercise and hope for the best eh. Goodluck

instantneedles 12-30-2012 09:56 PM

You might weigh very little, but your weight really doesn't take into account your body fat percentage. It's time to hit the gym and break off a good sweat, weighing 130lb is not a good enough excuse for you to have chubby cheeks ;)

I've known many guys to cut down on the chubby cheeks just by working out hard and consistently

Lomac 12-30-2012 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTeg (Post 8022798)
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e_4862 01-05-2013 02:10 PM

use some face contouring makeup

JACKED 01-30-2013 11:27 AM

You're going to have to do facial exercises.

Start by warming up your face by patting it with a warm, damp cloth. Then massage your face in a circular motion with your finger tips, starting from your jaw to the forehead.

Chew on Stride 2.0 (original is too weak) for 3 sets of 15 reps. After each set superset with Hubba Bubba Apple Strawberry flavour (you're going to have to import it from Norway) until failure. Use as many pieces as you can handle - you are aiming for failure within 30-60 seconds of time under tension. For me, that is 3 pieces, but of course I'm an advanced level chewer by now. 90 seconds rest between sets.

Repeat this 3-4x a week for optimal gains.

When that gets too easy PM me and I'll get you on dat Buffalo Jerky routine. Expensive, but it works.


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