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06-16-2025, 05:34 PM
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#35326 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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06-16-2025, 05:51 PM
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#35327 | | in the butt
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Originally Posted by 68style - 19,154 Thanks and only 308 Fails on RS, that's a 62:1 Thanks to Fail ratio
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His ratio is actually more like 130/1
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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and that’s all before seeing he’s also posted bunny manure for sale.
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06-16-2025, 06:37 PM
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#35328 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by jing | It's worth noting that this area is pretty sketchy. Certainly not desirable so take that into consideration. It's not Gordon ave crazy but it's up there.
Can use the garage as a bunker i guess...
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06-16-2025, 07:07 PM
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#35329 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by GS8 It's worth noting that this area is pretty sketchy. Certainly not desirable so take that into consideration. It's not Gordon ave crazy but it's up there.
Can use the garage as a bunker i guess... | Very good greek restaurant nearby, then you can take a stroll to the nearby motorcycle club called hells angels to look at harleys
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06-17-2025, 04:22 AM
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#35330 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by whitev70r Tell me if this is not one of the most unique and great design for a smallish (but livable) 2 bedroom unit ?!
2 bedroom, 2 bath, 858 sqft, $717K, with a single attached garage in Richmond (Granville, Railway, Thompson Community area). Designed with a car guy in mind! https://www.realtor.ca/l/bR3L7/ka  | Has poly b been completely phased out by 1997?
18.5 deep garage will be tight for a full size SUV or minivan. Maybe 1-2 ft of space to walk around the front or back and I hope you have a window that rolls down like on a 4runner cuz how are you supposed to open the trunk?
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06-17-2025, 06:53 AM
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#35331 | | :inoutugh:
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^ This is the driveway into the #32 garage unit, the door and garage to the right is unit #31. Driveway layout isn't that great. 
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06-17-2025, 06:56 AM
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#35332 | | Anal Mcgee
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cant be a ching chong woman. she'll smash the shit out of that place. https://www.rew.ca/properties/15-740...ve-richmond-bc
Same complex at the one posted above, but 70k more and you get 4 bedrooms and an extra 500sqft. Only problem is it looks like guangdong hoarders living in there currently.
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06-17-2025, 06:56 AM
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ha so much for parking in your own driveway lol
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06-17-2025, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Badhobz | tinfoil wrapped stove/vent *chef's kiss*
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06-17-2025, 10:01 AM
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Who dafuq designed this garbage layout? And why would anyone put a fxxking bush / shrub right next to the garage entrance when it is already narrow, and at a poor angle? 
Gosh I hate it when designs don't use any common sense... Quote:
Originally Posted by TOS'd ^ This is the driveway into the #32 garage unit, the door and garage to the right is unit #31. Driveway layout isn't that great. |
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06-17-2025, 10:15 AM
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#35336 | | in the butt
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Richmond garages are for storing (guangdong hoarding) cardboard boxes of air fryers and printers
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money
i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
Originally Posted by ilovebacon
Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
Originally Posted by bcuzracecarz
and that’s all before seeing he’s also posted bunny manure for sale.
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06-17-2025, 10:28 AM
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#35337 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Gumby Looks great, very functional layout! | Ok I take that back... the floor plan is great, but the garage entrance is a terrible design...
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06-17-2025, 11:03 AM
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#35338 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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At least you know everything is still plastic wrapped. And not used to sell crack, I think the smell of China is easier to get out than curry
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06-17-2025, 12:46 PM
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#35339 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz cant be a ching chong woman. she'll smash the shit out of that place. https://www.rew.ca/properties/15-740...ve-richmond-bc
Same complex at the one posted above, but 70k more and you get 4 bedrooms and an extra 500sqft. Only problem is it looks like guangdong hoarders living in there currently. | Guangdong people like skyflakes?
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06-17-2025, 01:44 PM
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#35340 | | Performance Moderator
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Originally Posted by Hehe Not sure I can afford you. | I'm a 1 red envelope kinda guy  | |
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06-17-2025, 02:54 PM
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#35341 | | Anal Mcgee
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Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 Guangdong people like skyflakes? | ????? what the hell are you talking about ?????
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06-17-2025, 03:32 PM
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#35342 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Badhobz ????? what the hell are you talking about ????? | Quote:
Originally Posted by SSM_DC5 Guangdong people like skyflakes? | As a Guangdong bastard, I think that the term "skyflakes" refers to the Cantonese term for a "ceiling".
Google translate confirms that my guess is correct haha: English
ceiling
ˈsēliNG
天花
tin1faa1
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06-17-2025, 03:42 PM
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#35343 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Where's skyflakes  
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06-17-2025, 03:51 PM
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#35344 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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Hobz too rich for such poverty meals Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz ????? what the hell are you talking about ????? | | |
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06-17-2025, 04:20 PM
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#35345 | | Anal Mcgee
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TYPICAL GUANGDONG HOARDER !!!!!
Sadly this is after their attempted "cleanup" as they deem this level of shit hole-ry "clean" enough to list/sell.
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06-17-2025, 04:25 PM
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#35346 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by 68style I'm a 1 red envelope kinda guy | I’m expecting whatever in the red pocket to be back as is just changing the envelope. If so, we got a deal.
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06-17-2025, 04:26 PM
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#35347 | | Anal Mcgee
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he'll give it back to you in monopoly money.
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06-18-2025, 08:33 AM
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#35348 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by JDMDreams Where's skyflakes | Hobz, you're 100 percent right about some of my fellow Guangdong bastards/bitches. Many of them are hoarders.
True story. One of my neighbours, Ken, has a grandma who is an O.G. Guangdong Hoarder. -not a smart hoarder either.
Neighbour Ken told me one time that his grandma gave him some money as a gift. Forget the red pockets for Lunar New Year.
His grandma gave my neighbour $100,000 in cash inside one of those Skyflakes cracker boxes hahahaa. 
One hundred grand in a metal box! She kept that money in a Skyflakes box for many years after saving diligently. Maybe she does not want to walk to her bank to deposit cash?
That grandma is lucky that no robbers broke into her house haha.
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06-18-2025, 08:57 AM
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#35349 | | Anal Mcgee
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but i love guangdong bastards! all my friends are guangdong bastards and hell i married the ultimate guangdong bastard (A HK spyballon who claims she's not guangdong but instead from "cultured" Hong Kong *biggest eye roll from me when she said that*)
Now you say pok gai's got me talking like one of you too!!! diu.....
Soon ill be guangdong hoarding with the best of them. Oohhh this plastic egg carton has many other uses! i wont throw this away.. 
my house 20 years later.
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06-18-2025, 09:18 AM
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#35350 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by donk. Richmond garages are for storing (guangdong hoarding) cardboard boxes of air fryers and printers | i (my wife) has a room just for this   
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