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Alpine 11-14-2020 01:11 PM

To echo what everyone else has said about staging, get rid of ANYTHING personal. You should even get rid of anything that speaks about your hobbies. Put all of that into storage. Even remove some of your items in your storage room/pantry/closets as there should be zero clutter (even if it's neatly organized). There should nothing on your counters/surfaces except for items that are being used for staging purposes (artwork, misc decor, plants, etc). Everything should be clean and spotless - including all nooks and crevices. Don't forget about the windows.

A good realtor will provide you with a list of requirements that you need to complete before they even bring the photographer. They should also be able to guide you through the staging process. Ask them how they will prepare your unit/house for an open house or viewing. If the answer doesn't include playing some anonymous jazz music and setting out a spread of cheese/cookies/biscuits/wine, find another realtor.

Sw0op 11-14-2020 03:09 PM

wut? jazz music and setting out a spread of cheese/cookies/biscuits/wine??

if you know of any open houses that do this hook me up...wouldnt mind a free snack with a free house tour

but seriously tone it down on those reality tv shows...

bcrdukes 11-14-2020 06:29 PM

Jazz and a charcuterie board - now that's a first.

Teriyaki 11-14-2020 07:25 PM

I can understand the light background music, but the food?? Lost me there. I'd presume this is before Covid. If during, I'd really give my head a shake.

MarkyMark 11-14-2020 07:41 PM

If an open house isn't playing some smooth jazz as I walk in I leave immediately.

punkwax 11-14-2020 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpine (Post 9006675)
If the answer doesn't include playing some anonymous jazz music and setting out a spread of cheese/cookies/biscuits/wine, find another realtor.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b7b...temid=15954447

Alpine 11-14-2020 09:49 PM

Just saying! If you're paying your selling agent over 10k (and shelling out 20k to both agents combined) to sell a 600sqft condo i would hope they are pulling out all the stops.

corollagtSr5 11-15-2020 02:26 PM

Lol I've been to lots of open houses and never heard music or had anything to eat hahaha

twitchyzero 11-15-2020 02:54 PM

mine didn't feed me grapes or provide blow job FeelsBadMan

Sw0op 11-15-2020 03:43 PM

I guess for the homes I lost out in bidding wars I would have offered more had there been some appetizers cuz really I’m not interested in upping my bid by 50-100k since I wasn’t served some fine wine and/or hors d’oeuvre

6793026 11-15-2020 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corollagtSr5 (Post 9006787)
Lol I've been to lots of open houses and never heard music or had anything to eat hahaha

My X used to be a realtor, nothing fancy or high end, but when i went to her listings / open house, there's always back ground music she brings to play on her Boze to give it a good vibe.

On the higher end houses, there were cookies and stuff.. but i'm talking about 2 M + open houses

bcrdukes 11-15-2020 05:46 PM

Why not just give blow jobs and soapy massages while you're at it.

Gerbs 11-15-2020 09:27 PM

I'd come check that out

underscore 11-15-2020 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcrdukes (Post 9006821)
Why not just give blow jobs and soapy massages while you're at it.

I've seen a documentary about that.

Gumby 11-15-2020 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6793026 (Post 9006806)
My X used to be a realtor, nothing fancy or high end, but when i went to her listings / open house, there's always back ground music she brings to play on her Boze to give it a good vibe.

On the higher end houses, there were cookies and stuff.. but i'm talking about 2 M + open houses

In Vancouver, I would hardly consider $2M “high end” :lol

fliptuner 11-16-2020 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 9006792)
mine didn't feed me grapes or provide blow job FeelsBadMan

I hear some agents will help you pick the grapes. :troll:

Tapioca 11-16-2020 09:48 AM

It looks like the era of the $1 million condo water damage deductible has arrived in the Lower Mainland (subject strata is a 15-year old Bosa-built building in Burnaby):

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/c...e_has_arrived/

Traum 11-16-2020 10:24 AM

I am surprised something like this actually got passed at the AGM. If I were a resident at that building, I know damn well that I'm going to move dafuq out and sell as soon as it becomes feasible because a clause like that effectively defeats the purpose of purchasing insurance in the first place.
FailFish

underscore 11-16-2020 10:57 AM

I heard a rumour that due to high radon levels in some areas having a test done may become a condition of sale. Has anyone else heard this or know if it would apply to all buildings or just those with basements?

I got a little notice in the mail from the gov't about radon testing a couple days ago so I'm guessing that's connected.

Hondaracer 11-16-2020 11:00 AM

Don’t wanna pay, don’t flood your unit?

Hondaracer 11-16-2020 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by underscore (Post 9006908)
I heard a rumour that due to high radon levels in some areas having a test done may become a condition of sale. Has anyone else heard this or know if it would apply to all buildings or just those with basements?

I got a little notice in the mail from the gov't about radon testing a couple days ago so I'm guessing that's connected.

Somone asked me about radon when renting out my suite, although my suite is pretty much at grade so not a concern

I thought Radon was almost strictly a Midwest thing with virtually no concern here

SumAznGuy 11-16-2020 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondaracer (Post 9006909)
Don’t wanna pay, don’t flood your unit?

Exactly this.
We don't know the full story behind it but as per Traum's response, my best guess is they had a number of flood issues and now their deductible is at $1M.
Something as simple as people hanging clothing on the fire sprinklers. Someone frying chicken and caused a fire.
It's not something that was passed at the AGM for the fun of it.

Hondaracer 11-16-2020 12:15 PM

Normal ppl generally don’t flood their unit to the point of causing damage to multiple units, it’s almost always complete utter negligence.

If I was anyone in that building I’d pay a plumber an hour to come in and check every connection, change all the feed lines, maybe even install water alarms in high risk areas

$200 could potentially prevent any issue

SumAznGuy 11-16-2020 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hondaracer (Post 9006931)
Normal ppl generally don’t flood their unit to the point of causing damage to multiple units, it’s almost always complete utter negligence.

If I was anyone in that building I’d pay a plumber an hour to come in and check every connection, change all the feed lines, maybe even install water alarms in high risk areas

$200 could potentially prevent any issue

This is great advice. Happened to us twice in 2 different condos.

First ime, we were home when the water intake pipe broke on the washing machine.
We were able to turn the water off and only had localized pooling of water which was quickly taken care of by a shop vac.

Second time, the people that installed out new washer didn't properly tighten the connection and the pipe popped off. again, local pooling which was taken care of by a shop vac.

Had that happen when we were not home, it could have been a lot worse.

yray 11-16-2020 12:45 PM

1mil condo looks to be by Paterson skytrain, was already 500k before... now 1mil


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