E46 Facelift Mtech 2 Bumper 2002-2005 Sedan Fitment
 

Bought from Khoalty to replace an OEM ZHP Bumper. Didn't look identical to the old one (has a euro-style license plate mount) so I'm selling it. Ready for paint, comes with mounting brackets/Foglights/grill and everything else.

Pics are the bumper mounted on a 2005 330i ZHP

$300 OBO (Keep in mind shipping is $250 to BC and the brackets are $12)


Won't fit in your e46 if you want to come pick it up, but I can come drop it off as long as you don't live in the middle of nowhere(need a van/SUV).



Thanks for looking

BUMP! shoot me an offer, you'll think I've had an aneurysm my prices are so low!

Bump! Price Drop! $275 AND I will PERSONALLY give you a HIGH FIVE!

That's right, all you basement dwellers will finally get what you've longed for ages, HUMAN CONTACT! For that 1/3 of a second (or less, depending on speed, hand to hand contact surface area, stickiness of our skins, humidity, other atmospheric abnormalities that fall under 'acts of god' or 'miscellaneous variations in standard conditions') you will have contact, with a REAL LIFE human being!

I am clean, drug and disease free, sane, and have excellent hand washing and fingernail clipping etiquette. I do go to the gym occasionally so I have a few callouses, so there will be a certain "manly roughness" to the high five -- coupled with a refined, and well muscled index finger that comes from many years of writing during my post secondary education; this high five will truly be a "high five to remember" and will definitely change your outlook on life, and make you a better person.

Famous People I have shook hands with:
Steven Harper, Ujjal Dosanjh, Ryan Kesler, Mike Bolt (Stanley cup moving-guy), Madonna, Elvis Presley, Rihanna, Bubba Sparx, Mystikal (famous rapper from 2002, had the hit single "get back"), Mahatma Gandhi


That's right, by buying this bumper you will be indirectly shaking hands with all of the aforementioned people. Think of the cool stories you could tell at parties, definitely an attention grabber and conversation starter! Be an introvert no more! Go out and START LIVING by BUYING THIS BUMPER!

Furthermore, this bumper has been proven in such simulators as "Forza" and "Forza 2" to increase your vehicle's 'style' rating by 1.5 points (on a 10 point scale, a 15% improvement for only $275!!!).




ps I really need this fucking thing gone. I can't park both of my cars in the garage because this thing is so damn big and it gets frosty every night and i gotta scrape the damn windows. Ontop of that, the leather gets cold and freezes my ass.


Thanks for looking!

sold today! mods pls delete