Who should I call?
 

Some guy left two dirty old mattresses in my alley and it makes it tougher for my parents to park into the garage.

Does anyone know who I should call to get them removed?

I wouldn't touch them. You can take it to the dump yourself if you do choose to touch them, or you can call those junk removal guys with the pickup trucks to do it for you, unfortunately those idiots who left it there are fucked in the head and you would have to foot the bill for removal.

Or you can wait for a day when they are dry, tip them into the alleyway, and light them on fire. :devil:

who you gonna call?

Omfg beat me to it.... LOL
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Ya I wasn't planning on touching them lol. It seems the problem fixed itself though, both mattresses are gone


No clue who the guy was, just appeared out of nowhere.

If you live in the city of Vancouver, from your land line or cell phone, dial 311. It will connect you to the City of Vancouver's information line whom can answer your question. (You speak to a real live person.)

haha, everyone wants to post "GhostBusters"