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LOOL spent 15 mins reading all this shit... pretty funny but how you get all these random friend requests on skype?

I set my profile to "Open" and it allows people not in my friend list to contact me. I used to get these types of scams on my personal Skype profile before I changed the settings.

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Originally Posted by El Bastardo (Post 8346051)

Me: da password iz:
aliceadu50: so send it to me here
Me: "This is a robbery"
aliceadu50: lol
Me: dey'll know what it means
aliceadu50: u r nt serious
Me: yeh no1 else wuld send dat password so u kno its legit
jus go up to da man and say "I got moneys here fo me. I need to witdraw it."
And when he ask for dem details say "This is a robbery" and da transaction will go thru
dis is more secure than da postal mail fo sho.

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That gave me a hefty guffaw. I enjoy your sense of humor. Please keep these coming! :thumbs:

^ that was the best part. too funny, man.

:lawl: :lawl: this is awesome!!

reading these just made my day. :lawl:

subbed for my nightly readings

Yes, great thread made even greater. Nice work EB.

Do you think about your next encounter and what you're going to say, or is this all spontaneous? "This is a robbery" as a password is hilarious/genius.

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Originally Posted by Nodnarb (Post 8346507)

Thank you!

And I usually have no idea what I'm going to say. I got lucky today because I had a lull in work so I could pay attention to "Alice". There have been other times I have been talking to one, got absorbed in my work, and when I came back they were gone so obviously they didn't make this thread.

The most recent chat was inspired by a friend of mine in the UK who actually texts me like that. Speaking to her she sounds like a normal person but once she puts fingers to touchscreen she goes full retard.

Nowadays when people want me to send them my pic I just send them this picture of Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com...50fp011911.jpg

They always say "Very handsome!!!!!"

http://i.imgur.com/kIhPR79.jpg

This next one might be kind of offensive guys.

millicent ransford 5: how old are you
Me:: 24
millicent ransford 5: ok
Me:: where are you from?
millicent ransford 5: ghana
Me:: oh shit. are you a nigger?
i mean, i'm a gangster and all but i've never met one
millicent ransford 5: yes
Me:: nice to meet you
millicent ransford 5: nice to mett you too
Me:: what do you do for a living? do you pick cotton? do you people still pick cotton? i don't know anything about you people
millicent ransford 5: i go to fram for a living
i dont have money
can you help me
am por
Me:: how do i do that? aren't you on welfare? i thought all of you people were on welfare.

Five solid minutes go by

Me:where did you go? did you get arrested?
millicent ransford 5: no
mo there is no welfare over here
you can send money throught western union then i can get it
over here
try and help mme
and i will help you
Me:: how can you help me?
would i be buying you? like a slave?
millicent ransford 5: we get gold over here
Me:: so why not sell the gold?
millicent ransford 5: i can send it over to you
no we dont know how
the white use to come for them
if we see you have one you will be in troble
Me:: so you can't find white people to trade with? they can't give you watermelon and malt liquor in exchange for the gold?

http://i.imgur.com/134H5SE.jpg

And as mysteriously as she arrived, she was out of my life forever.

No one msg's me on Lync :okay:

EB, thank you for getting me through the last half hour of work LOL..

:lawl:

Hey guys and gals. I am obviously not a racist person but someone complained about some of the words used in this thread.

I'm sorry that you could not look past the words being used and understand that the tone of these conversations was not meant to be racially offensive but to cause African-based chat scammers to be so off-put by the people they meet on these chats that they no longer pilfer lonely people out of thousands of dollars.
That was the true intent of my sharing these chats with you. I assure you that I say absolutely ridiculous things to the people calling me offering me cruises, computer assistance, or telling me that I have won air miles.

The goal was always to make the person attempting to scam me so disenfranchised with what they were doing that they gave up, which usually works depending on how extreme I got. Ideally they'd reassess what they were doing with their lives and go do something better with the time they had.

I will continue to enjoy myself whenever I have such an interaction with a scammer but I'm afraid I can no longer share these interactions.