Maybe hang some metal pie plates in the alley, too.

1. Become Brown
2. Go outside and drink with them

u tell 'em brownbear

or see if they have whatever minority you represent -- the best part about having chinese friends (for me) is that i can say all the racist shit I want!

Calling you racist would be definitely far-fetched but referring to you as an idiot wouldn't be too much of a stretch since you think mentioning that they are "Indian" would somehow help us solve your "adult" problems.

I guess the kind of advice you're looking for would be as follows:

1. Buy a tub of butter chicken from your favourite Indian restaurant.
2. Put a plate out on your lawn with a recycling bin and have a string attached to it.
3. When the Indians come back they will smell the butter chicken and try to eat it and then the string will activate the recycling bin trap.

Everyone knows butter chicken is a white person dish... The indians are too smart to fall for that shit.

Maybe try it with some beef korma.

You could also try yelling panchold at em. If they are brown they will know what it means and fuck off.

Beef for Indians? :suspicious:

this really is the best site to ask this question on. seriously. theres actually a bunch of people on this board who dont even travel into surrey because of pathetic fears...

dont bother going outside and talking to them, they're a bunch of worthless cunts that will leave but then come back in the middle of the night and throw a huge rock through your front fucking window. yeah, that actually happened to us at our old house. we had the exact same problem living next to a secondary school and a walk way. fucking kids would always be outside drinking and making lots of noise. one other time these worthless turds even busted off my tennants side view mirror for no fucking reason at all.

trust me these assholes can not be reasoned with. we've tried everything from being nice to just being straight up pricks and nothing worked. we've also called the police and even still they kept showing back up and drinking at the school. it actually got so bad that we called in once and the operator told me there have been several complaints in there area about the same thing in the last month(back in 09). in the end, we sold the house and moved a little further away where there isnt a school or park close by and now we're happy.

Indians aren't used to beef in their diet, which explains the hyper-aggressive attitude of south asians in the GVR -- the abundance of beef is a 2 pronged sword, while providing sustenance and nutrition for the masses, it also converts seemingly normal people into foaming-at-the-mouth Bindy Johals.

Beef not even once.
inb4 Bindy

Many indians eat red meat. Its not entirely uncommon.

Not everyone follows every religious belief...

Out of all my friends I have maybe 2 or three who don't eat red meat, or pork (in the case they are Muslim).

Would you have been happier if I had said Samosas?

Call 911, say you hear fighting in your back alley and saw someone with a bat/crowbar/kirpan and the police will be there in no time.

This^^

Always works. Just don't be like my idiot friend who said he saw a gun...

Surrey jaacckkkss

Call the cops, tell them you think another Surrey shootout is going to happen. Problem solved.

They're not savages. I doesn't hurt to politely ask them to keep it down.

do you read? between 1-4AM. the original post was made at 4am.

even if they were really nice and polite, they are drunk. 2 minutes after you leave someone starts yelling or turning up the music.

and that's the ideal situation. don't act like there's no chance of shit going down.

what world do you live in? strong advice

Dress up as a bear and scare them