Facebook Thinks You Are Stupid Thread title is a bit of a :troll: But I saw something pretty funny today though, it was on one of those bullshit ad ridden websites who just beg people to share stuff so they get more hits on their page. Yet the article was actually quite hilarious: Quote:
I had been seeing this post for a couple days, and my thoughts were exactly aligned with that of the article. My thought process went a long the lines: wondering who actually believes that FB would switch to a subscription service, then thinking about how dumb they are thinking that some status post would save them, then moving onto wondering why I am friends with such a stupid human being. I have to side with Zuckerberg on this one; sometimes I despair for human kind as well. |
meme you should have posted a zuckerberg facepalm meme :troll: |
If it's on FB is must be true right??? |
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the article seems as much a bs as those chain letter mails |
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You won $XXXXXXX, please pay $XXXX for taxes to claim your money. You won a prize from a draw you may or may not have entered. Or I am a Nigerian prince. I have money in the bank but can't access it.... |
What is that satire in response to? |
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I honestly have no idea why I'm even on Facebook anymore. It's basically turned into a giant junk mail folder. |
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Not even my mom fell for it this time... |
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That doesn't make the article any less true. Facebook's real response probably would be something like that if they didn't filter themselves. The only official response from the company was actually this: Quote:
"There may be flowing water on Mars. But is there intelligent life on Earth?" |
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i'm honestly just on it to make fun of the retards i still have as "friends" and to remind myself that my life isn't so bad compared to others on my news feed plus it comes in handy for...research involving the opposite sex. :ifyouknow: |
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the sheeple of FB... |
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