North Korea declares war on the USA
 

:heckno:

nuke bombs incoming

:heckno:

What does this really mean though? world war 3?


North Korea says U.S. has crossed red line, declared war - National | Globalnews.ca


North Korea: U.S. crossed 'red line', declared war

http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png

I have more muscle on my thigh than that North Korean soldier.

No Airforce, No Navy, No ICBM's

outside of lobbing some half ass nuke into South Korea, they are like a flea on an elephants back VS USA

http://i.giphy.com/DawfVSvDn4qmk.gif

funniest shit i've heard about today so far
that fat shit is all talk like his other fat, shitty ancestors


inb4

http://i.giphy.com/Ij5eec1luJQFG.gif

Keep calm, let Trump handle it. LUL

WW3 could only happen if US did do something and then China or Russia would react but China doesn't really give a fuck anymore and Russia well its Russia and I can't see them giving a fuck right now either

North Korea is more likely to blow themselves up than start World War 3.

thread should be renamed "The Official North Korea Jokes Thread"

they've been pulling shit like this for years

all jokes aside if korea does start a war with US what will Canada? and will Korea go after Canada too if we help? shit could get serious real quick if Trump does go into power I could see WW3 happening...thoughts?

Canada won't and doesn't have to do anything

Lol the only thing serious about this are the memes on twitter

I'm fuckin losing it at my desk right now

Fat Boy Kim is bluffing. Their military hardware is so primitive. :lawl:

It's more sabre rattling by the North Korean government so that they can get more food from other countries.

Can the North Koreans even carry a cruise missile on this old cucumber?
FailFish

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...g0h715h6ve.jpg

all talk, nothing is going to happen until north korea has the balls to start bombing south korea

China will do everything in its power to prevent an escalation into war between North and South Korea/U.S. The idea that potentially hundreds of thousands of North Korean refugees streaming across the border into China is not a situation the Chinese wish to find themselves in.

I'll just put this here.... Data is over a year and a half old and with tensions growing, I'm pretty sure USA has already anted up since then.

It's like a 90lb angry asian kid with ultra strict parents trained with a yellow belt taekwondo vs a 210lb MMA fighter with ultra strict trainer with a black belt in BJJ with discipline.

Dafuq is they thinkin'?

it's their annual
"We're still relevant, we still matter, NOTICE US!"

usually close to when the US and SK does their exercises
i'm surprised no one has compiled a year by year of sabre-rattling shit they say dating back to that fat, toad-faced, balding, ugly fuck...the first Kim Suk Dik or whatever the fuck his name is

DPRK to USA just now:

http://americandigest.org/sidelines/medals.jpg

"Noobs. Look at all our medals."

USA Response:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RJeGuxRoLk...el-william.jpg

Send in Guile. He'll take care of the rest.

i feel bad for the clueless people of north korea....they gonna get fucked up so bad if the USAs accuracy is anything like in the middle-east