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12-02-2018, 12:25 AM
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#26 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by ae101  Get her pregnant lol, give her the gift of a new life lol | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.HappySilp Giving her a baby as present! | man you guys just don't know....do this then future bdays, annivesaries, xmas and valentines presents.....they're never ever ever going to be enough after you put her through having a child. | 
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12-02-2018, 02:18 AM
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#27 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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I give her a baby last x'mas, this year I have to get 2 presents for the 2 girls at home.
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12-02-2018, 03:01 AM
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#28 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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If she has hardwood floors... knee pads
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12-02-2018, 06:38 AM
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#29 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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You will also notice there are things for men in there.............. for those who, you know............. RS, so inclusive.
god bless
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12-02-2018, 12:50 PM
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#30 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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In our point in life, it's all about experiences.
Go on an actual date bruh. The wifey likes getting "dressed up" and i say that in quotes because her version of dressing up is not really dressing up, it's more of, not wearing lululemon pants.. haha.
Go to Lafarge lake for their christmas light show, it's free and pretty nice.
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12-02-2018, 03:46 PM
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#31 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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12-02-2018, 04:36 PM
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#32 | | in the butt
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i hate people who sound like they smoke meth then pretend like they matter.
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Does anyone have a pair of 25 pounds one-inch hole for sale at a reasonable price?
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God, women in their early 30s are so baadd lmfao
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12-03-2018, 10:09 AM
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#33 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Got my fiancee a milk frother so she can make lattes and cappuccinos at home.
I wouldn't mind using it as well...
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12-03-2018, 11:20 AM
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#34 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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If you meet the following conditions I suggest getting a Dyson Handheld
- Her hair is all over the floor
- You live together and if not you can't stand her hair at her place or yours
- She doesn't clean the hair
- The hair bothers you
I met all the conditions and back when Dysons were a bit more baller I decided to get one and the surprising result of me getting one was she took up vacuuming because it was that easy. It wasn't my intent, buying one was just to make my life easier instead of getting down on my hands and knees with a paper towel or using a sweeper.
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12-03-2018, 02:52 PM
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#35 | | nuggets mod
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Originally Posted by winson604 If you meet the following conditions I suggest getting a Dyson Handheld
- Her hair is all over the floor
- You live together and if not you can't stand her hair at her place or yours
- She doesn't clean the hair
- The hair bothers you | I'm no relationship expert, but I don't think her hair bothering you qualifies you to buy her a device to clean up after herself as a christmas present...
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12-03-2018, 03:09 PM
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#36 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by winson604 If you meet the following conditions I suggest getting a Dyson Handheld
- Her hair is all over the floor
- You live together and if not you can't stand her hair at her place or yours
- She doesn't clean the hair
- The hair bothers you
I met all the conditions and back when Dysons were a bit more baller I decided to get one and the surprising result of me getting one was she took up vacuuming because it was that easy. It wasn't my intent, buying one was just to make my life easier instead of getting down on my hands and knees with a paper towel or using a sweeper. | You think shedding hair is bad, try dating a girl who dyes her hair every colour in the rainbow ever 2 weeks. Towels, pillowcases, shirts all ruined, bathtub and skin stained.
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12-03-2018, 11:10 PM
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#37 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by quasi Just agree on no gifts, easy solution my dude.
Doing this the last 20 years with my wife, it's the way to go. | same here, since my money is her money, kinda pointless to buy her gift with her money right?
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12-04-2018, 06:43 AM
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#38 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by freakshow I'm no relationship expert, but I don't think her hair bothering you qualifies you to buy her a device to clean up after herself as a christmas present... | I'm no relationship expert either but the pitch is definitely not hey babe I got you this dyson so you can clean your own hair. The fact is once you get to a certain age you get more excited about gifts like vacuum cleaners, instant pots, and other household items. Said idea likely won't apply to many teenagers or early 20's people although that isn't a given.
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12-04-2018, 11:23 AM
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#39 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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VSO tickets, dancing lessons, things you can do together.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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