$money$ can't buy you pleasure...
 

https://theprovince.com/news/world/b...9-54804edb6dd4

Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death.

The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure.

Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table.

Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.

His company — Omega Diamonds — confirmed his death.

“Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away,” the company said.

One friend told Belgian media that Laniado had always been focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.

“The Argentinian: That is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a Tango dancer.”

But his pursuit of a bigger penis ultimately led to his demise.

He reportedly owned a $50-million penthouse in Monaco, the principality’s most expensive. Laniad also was said to have had a penchant for celebrities and models.

“After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all,” the company added.

He began his career as a masseur in Tel Aviv before seeking his fortune in Africa where he developed a keen eye for priceless gems.

lul

Just gonna say it; if you’ve made it 65 years with the cock yah got, why risk it

I dunno man, I bet in his 65 years of life he enjoyed much more pleasure than the rest of us will haha.

what an embarrassing way to die

Money buys options.

Whether you're narcissistic, have no taste or class, is another story.

Silly fob, money can buy you pleasure. That is the whole concept of "spending money". Discretionary income that isn't needed for survival. What it can't buy you is immortality, which is what this guy needed.

Silly billionaire..... I mean, fliptuner does just fine with 3.25" of manhood.
Why risk it?


:troll:

:fullofwin:

Somebody needs to refer angry Carrot, aka Cheeto in the White House, to this clinic. :lawl:

Maybe money can't buy you happiness but you surely will be very very unhappy if you don't have money.

I mean just image you are so poor that you can't afford to feed yourself. I am sure at that point money can buy your happiness.

Well they say the only people that say money can't buy you happiness are people who don't have money lol.

Am I poor? far from it. Am I rich? definitely not but would I be happier with more money? Absolutely lol

I heard on the radio that according to his closest friend this gentleman was constantly worried about his image, and extremely narcissistic. To calm himself down he would ask his accountant to read out his bank balance to him multiple times a day.

Seems like the whole point of being that rich is that your tiny dick wouldn't even matter.

Doesnt sound like this guy was happy at all. Rip.

he needs a bigger penis

Post pump :QQ:

Yup, lovely wife and wonderful family. Flip's set for life, I tells ya.

lol, that reminds me of the song, Kanye West - Good Life.
I don't really listen to Kanye, but I'll always remember that song because of that line.



I can't remember which RS user have this quote, paraphrasing:
"Rich is not those who have the most, but those who need the least."

Probably one of the best quotes I've read in my life. It really changed the way I started to perceive life. More money is great of course, but I'm doing alright and doing a lot of the things I want to do in life, albeit poor man's version. I'm not letting the lack of money affect my happiness. lol

Donno. But exactly what it way buying..

It's just the doctor that screwed up

health over wealth.

if you think "that's just something poor people say".

my cousins once delivered food to a 8 bedroom mansion to an old guy in his 40's battling "something" unable to get out of bed,i felt really bad for the guy since he buzzed him in and asked him to walk all the way to his bedroom.

yeah he build himself an empire but cut short to enjoy the fruits of his labor because the bad condition he was in...life sucks to some people,just remember it can always be worse but you keep doing you're best.

Crazy, he probably could've just paid high class escorts to tell him he had a big hammer rather than going under the knife.

Guess it really depends on what your definition of pleasure is. In this guys case it was a meat implant to his crotch.
At that age he's lucky to even get it up much less enlarging it...

I cry-wanked one out for this dude

RIP

Sounds rich and miserable. The money would be great but I wouldn’t trade places if it meant I was afflicted with his mindset.