Peppered your anus................

Reminds me of story Nat from Nat & Drew on 103.5 QMFM told.......... when she was cutting Jalapeños and had to go to bathroom. Didn't wash her hands before going and whoa, nelly. Hot pepper in your nether region. Hot Damn!

Went to wings one time and ordered the hot. Then went home and got hot with the GF. Guess I didn't wash my hands quite good enough. Gives Firecrotch a new meaning.

Berz out.

Does this place still exist?
I think some of the staff there would have grown to be quite saggy by now.

Back in the day we had to make tacos following a recipe clearly written by someone with no taste buds in cooking class. We couldn't even eat the lettuce we took out of the tacos but the teacher still said they were too mild. While cleaning everything up I rubbed my eyes after apparently not washing my hands enough and got cayenne pepper in my eyes. For those that don't know that's what they use to make some pepper sprays. My buddy had to lead me down to get my eyes flushed out because I had no hope of seeing anything and I got to spend the next hour or so flushing my eyes out with water.

After experiencing that if anyone ever pulled out pepper spray, I don't care what's going on, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.

Didn't some guy here dip his balls in aftershave and then posted about his experience?