Crypto bro at the gym
 

So I was at the gym pumping iron and this cryptobro I talk to comes up to me. He says he was just listing to the best song ever. I use to be a DJ and listen to a ton of music so I thought there was no way he could know a song that I didn't know. He grabed my phone and loaded it up on spotify . I could not believe it it was the best songs i have heard. Have a listen.

I knew this was a joke as soon as I read that you said you went to the gym haha

April Fools Day has been ruined.

This feels oddly close to home though, this post tripped me out thinking Manic! goes to my gym, knowing he lives in the island.

I actually had a crypto gymcel come up to me last year telling me about this "wicked song" and that I need to listen to it.

What was it? Rich Men North of Richmond.

He then proceeded to take his headphones off and put them to my ear, while I pretend to knod my head in enjoyment. I tell him: "I'm not into country music, that's good enough".

Dude storms off all annoyed and tells me I'm "woke" :lol

I told him to go outside and touch grass.

Now we have gym beef, and we haven't spoken since.

This post is way too close to reality, outside of Manic actually working out.

since we're on the topic of parody music, ben shapiro dropped a rap song that topped the d/l charts.

Where do you think I got the idea.

You go to fit for less?

Fitness 2000 :lol

One of the worst songs I've heard in a while.

Why do Conservatives love these political cornball ass songs? It's all very odd.

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