You forgot that they try to kill you! :D

:Popcorn waiting for 911 turbo content is latest pic of ur ride

I'd genuinely be happy for Badhobz if he bought a Porsche. He can flip the script and trash Lexus maybe. Or just continue to trash Porsche. :D

I told 69stylez this yesterday. I kinda wanna buy one just so I can troll myself.

The first thing I’d do is remove all the Porsche badges, slap on VW badges and the beetle script where the 911 goes.

Then immediately crash it into a fucking wall. Ideally at a porsche owners club event and ideally not into a wall but into other modern gt3s and turbos.

You either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Poetry dedicated to Badhobz

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not purchase both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was a Porsche and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And Lexus that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the 911 Turbo for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made no difference.

I woke up to pee at 3am.

A solitary tear rolls down my cheek.

I rave and fight against the dying sanity inside of me. Knowing the eventual reality is coming like the dawn.

Words echo in my cavernous empty mind

Fuck you porsche

Fuck you beetle

I retreat back to sleeps sweet embrace. Knowing full well what is coming.

Words echo again in twilight

Bitch ass beetles. Douche bag owners.

Man ChatGPT is getting worse and worse

On the delicate dance of a Dulcimer's tail
Do I understand that benevolence will fail

On the edge of the moonlight's drip
Does the fear transgress to my lip

Do I seek solace in a world of catastrophe?
Or is it in fact I have found the remedy?

Maybe I will leave you alone
Not by the means that you would atone

But in essence for my comprehension to unravel
As I take my retarded Porsche Dakar through the gravel

Someone said beetle?

https://i.imgur.com/1jYRAxc.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/cDuPfbt.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/sZqUasZ.jpeg

what a massacre of a good beetle by a weeaboo

I RATHER LIKE IT!!!

its ugly because its a beetle, but at least its EVEN MORE UGLY as a modified beetle. YES you cant go wrong making a hideous pile of shit even more hideous.

Wow thanks I hate it.

Out of curiosity I wonder how much it costs to pay that guy to come and destroy your 993.

What the fuck did they do to that poor Beetle?

The kit is pushing 50k, plus paint, wheels etc. It's easy 100k+.

LS swapped too

no you fools!

its a good thing he did that. That means one less "collector" beetle in the market. Now its a worthless piece of shit. SeemsGood

https://i.imgur.com/cDuPfbt.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/F5cpZCd.jpeg

Fixed. Now it's sick.

DOGE Dodge SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus you gotta pay for the guys flight, hotel, meals, hookers etc and a garage for him to work

That is atrocious.

You forgot the highback chair

and all the smokes.... he is literally doing a pack every 15min

Are they John Player Specials? :badpokerface: