You could've just dug the fish out of the rice and had sashimi for the price of nigiri!!

It's chirashi for 1/3 the price, it's all in the framing :D.

The icicles are a convenient way for it to keep longer. Let's be real, ain't nobody gonna ever finish it all in one sitting.

Me and Rat knows what’s up. Hood rats united !!!

Y’all who says shit about samurai sushi are the same ones that goes to miku and pretend their fish is better at 1000x markup. O Toro for 28 dollars a piece ?!? Where do I sign up ?!?

Pssshhh typical Porsche owners. Or in this case… typical lesbian Subaru owner

i feel like we had one hobz but now we have two hobz

Or when Poke Bowls were the craze 10 years ago, I created my own version using the Maki Combo B as a base, unrolled everything, and mixed in some ponzu sauce. It wasn't quite as decadent as going to Pokeritto, but it satisfied my broke-ass uni self.

If he keeps up his trends from the weight loss thread we may well have 2 of him by year end

That’s red kryptonite you stupid gewilo!!!! We aren’t the same …. Or are we ?

Plus I’ve met both these bros.

Both are way too hansome to be my clones and both are wayyyy too fit.

I’m the fattest guy on here :sad:

This one time, I brought a box of Samurai Sushi over to my parents and they just kind of looked at it like "What do we do with this? It's RAW!".

So my mom steamed it. And it was really good. Hot toro nigiri: you should all give that a try. Super juicy full of flavor.

Don't air fry sushi though. It is no good.

What if I told you red kryptonite secretly owned multiple 911s? :troll:

I’d go to his house and start kicking down all his legos.

i gotta try this place next time im over... budget sushi, im in.

im dollar store hobz hahaha

the cats out of the bag.... dukes not wrong. i have 4 in my collection FeelsGoodMan



the legos are innocent u monster

@mainlanders

anyone down for a sushi meat may 3rd or 4th?

Oh, snap. RS Meet! :D

You wanna crash a Porsche cars and coffee on May 4 between 9am to 11am ?!? I told the Porsche chick I’d go after she insisted I come… the smugness is going to be overwhelming but I’m there to steal their food and drinks while not making any eye contact with these asshole 911 owners.

are you in town?

im in!
let me swing by the outlet a deck myself out in puma bmw m gear first :lawl:

Sadly, no. But I did get to meet up with roastpuff yesterday here in Toronto! :)

Get Porsche girl to dye her hair blonde so you can only look at her from behind :ifyouknow:

Does he need an audio filter to modify her voice to have an Australian accent? :suspicious:

Like nails on a chalk board….

So I spent the entire day today looking on Turo and craigslist for a cheap VW beetles to bring to this lame ass Porsche event. Couldn’t find something uber cheap (sub 1k) and 2-5k just to troll douchebag 911 owners seems a bit too excessive as I’ll be stuck with this piece of shit afterwards and probably dripping oil all over my driveway.

No gud…. Troll not successful. Does anyone have a sister or a lesbian cousin that drives a VW beetle that I can borrow for a Porsche meat ?

ill just leave this here
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...tory_type=post

Go check out Porsche Drive. They are advertising a 911 can be rented starting at $600/day, with 400km allowance. A pleb grade Macan is only $300.

https://www.porsche.com/canada/en/ac...edrive/rental/

Isn't there a dude here on RS that does the Porsche Drive stuff at Porsche Vancouver?