^ you can add to yours. I'd be honoured to share space with mikemhg!

I dunno, I have a thing for tall (yes, Portman is quite short) athletic chicks. Plus Gadot seems pretty down to earth and not stuck up like some other Hollywood stars.

That’s the thing with hot chicks - there’s always one or two things that make you wonder if the sex is worth it… in this case, maybe not! :lol

Jesus christ Mike I never know whether to laugh or puke at your stories :lol

:accepted:

some people like to wake up to the smell of a fresh cup of coffee in the morning like a TV commercial...

then there's waking up to the smell of that :lol :ilied:

You basically had sex with Poseidon's daughter, nice work man. :rukidding:

Down to earth? Did you forget about that Imagine video she made in 2020?

She's thin but athletic isn't what comes to mind she I see her. That's pretty subjective though.

I know damn well you've ran into the same during your illustrious career.

I didn't go down on her though, I'm not a damn masochist, I would've gagged/vomited for sure. I should be embarrassed telling that story because I definitely met up more times with her, and every time the smell was the same, awful.

I'll go down on a girl I'm dating, but not some random hookup generally, the stereotype about black men not eating pussy is somewhat true :concentrate:

Ok, I'll stop derailing this thread.

What? The detour is more interesting than the thread topic itself! :awwyeah:

yeah civicblues called it out, he said it wouldnt be a THANG and hes god damn right AGAIN.

Now if I can monetize my prescience I'll be too busy on my yacht to impart my wisdom to all you horndogs.

Someone who's been AWOL from RS clicking this thread reading only the last couple pages is going to be very confused lol.

i once had that experience too... the fishy smell. the girl was very clean in general but she must have had something going on down there. did not partake. never smelled that again from other girls, its not normal.

Dats interesting. I just thought mikey shoved a kebab up there for a snack later when he’s hungry.

Fuck I have so much more to add to that story, it gets even more wild with Ol' Stinky Persian years later, eventually involving my current GF in a funny way.

I have to be careful about my stories on this forum though, I have feeling there's a few people here who know me IRL and could connect the dots on some of these :lol

OH YOU MEAN SSM DCM WHO APPARENTLY KNOWS EVERYONE AND WONT SAY ANYTHING!?!?!?!

Mikeys one of those guys that i can just listen to for hours and hours. Kinda like 69stylez who also seems to get into some VERY interesting situations..... LIKE THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP, he got into this weird 3some situation where the dude wanted to watch his girlfriend get plowed by a stranger.

I keep asking 69stylez how the fuck he ends up in these incredible situations as nobody ever invited my fat ass to some 3sum fun time... :QQ:

There's a few more, even an Eskimo brother, apparently :lol

you cant consider people your eskimo brother when you porked half the women in the city. dats not fair!

Was she self-aware of this ... you'd think most ladies would be self-conscious about that? Like no shower before you guys got kinky?

^ sir have you walked into a Tim Hortons. None of them are self aware

I wondered that, but I don't think so, it wasn't a cleanliness thing, some women just have really messed up PH levels.

It's kind of like bad breath, the other person can smell it but often times the person with it has no idea.

Show me what cha working wit
But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy, ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit
Somebody better stop her, she runnin' round this bitch ha pussy smellin' like Red Lobster
That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck!

-Mystikal

20 years later she's a fat Muslim woman running Health Canada.

Doing God's work Mike, thanks for taking one for the team.

What work!? Our health care still sucks ass. No thanks to da stinky cunt.

lol

you were not at the trillium event :((