PDA

View Full Version

: paternity test.. how much does it cost?


ThugLife
04-25-2005, 02:43 PM
Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

thanks

The7even
04-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Well you're older then me.. and you should know better.
But.... as a wise man once said

"that shit aint mine"

:lol try saying that.

Just jokin

4JaiBao
04-25-2005, 05:15 PM
you sure need Jerry Springer:D

6793026
04-26-2005, 09:49 AM
one hting. if it's yours, i'm sure she'll be happy enough to get it tested..
get her to take the test and pay for it.....

google is ur best friend, try searching there

::smurfie::
04-26-2005, 10:03 AM
okie ur 29 and got a chick pregnant....

1st off i would hit u upside the head..2 words for you trojan durex

why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?

AudiA4Turbo
04-27-2005, 01:05 PM
1 million dollars

Infiniti
04-27-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by ThugLife
Hi, all. does anyone here knows how much does the maternity test cost to see if the baby is mine? My xgf is pregnant, she told me shes 8 months old pregnant last month ago.. while im going out with someone =( My xgf's mom said it would cost 1000 bucks.

Ps: im not 18 years old, 29 that is :P

thanks


Your new name is " dad "

Truenosan
04-27-2005, 02:59 PM
http://www.mauryshow.com/

they always do tests for free

CuteE36Chic
04-27-2005, 03:03 PM
It can cost anywhere from $200 to about $650 depending on the doctor, the method, how soon you want to find out etc. etc.
Good Luck with that!!

::smurfie::
04-28-2005, 06:53 AM
couldn't you only do a paternity test after the baby is born or atleast thats what the boys over at CSI said haha

HOTSHOTKEN
04-28-2005, 09:57 AM
jeez.... you're 29, and you haven't thought to call your doctor first??

As if all the 16 yr-olds here on RS would know better than you where to get a paternity test ... sheesh

Dr.Bang
04-29-2005, 04:09 AM
drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!

riced
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Dr.Bang
drip u're blood in a bowl w/ the baby's.. if they mix well, CONGRATS U'R a DADDY ... if it doesn't mix well.. CONGRATS, another single mother!

were u educated by faichild TV?

91LS-VTak
05-03-2005, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by ::smurfie::
why would the baby not be yours?? do the math and calculate :P

unless the reason you broke up with her cause she was cheating on ur it shud be urs yes?

no kidding. Were u still with ur Ex 8 months ago and enjoying 'relations' with her? If so, congratulations!!

StampPad
05-12-2005, 01:06 PM
Go ask your doctor!!!

GLOW
10-28-2010, 08:57 PM
http://www.mauryshow.com/

they always do tests for free

don't forget to practice your victory dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wbLdYeZvoc

illicitstylz
10-28-2010, 11:05 PM
holy blast from the past 2005

death_blossom
10-28-2010, 11:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g

bcrdukes
10-28-2010, 11:22 PM
WTF?! You dug a thread up from 5 years ago? :lol

vafanculo
10-28-2010, 11:36 PM
So, has your kid started kindergarten yet?
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

twitchyzero
10-28-2010, 11:47 PM
So, has your kid started kindergarten yet?
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)
my thoughts exactly :D

wuuhoo
10-29-2010, 12:46 AM
his username + post made me laugh out loud

Presto
11-01-2010, 02:52 PM
Here's some follow-up to this super, old post:
Looks like OP is the father (http://www.revscene.net/forums/child-support-applyi-t301130.html)

Also, picked up a hooker (http://www.revscene.net/forums/got-caught-picking-t306065.html)

Then got herpes because he didn't use a rubber (http://www.revscene.net/forums/ok-wtf-my-t306505.html)

It's, simultaneously, funny and pathetic.

JesseBlue
11-02-2010, 06:54 PM
bwahaha...reading that was worth my 5 minutes...

Jermyzy
11-26-2010, 01:56 PM
bwahaha...reading that was worth my 5 minutes...

+1 :lol

Jgresch
11-26-2010, 02:52 PM
Here's some follow-up to this super, old post:
Looks like OP is the father (http://www.revscene.net/forums/child-support-applyi-t301130.html)

Also, picked up a hooker (http://www.revscene.net/forums/got-caught-picking-t306065.html)

Then got herpes because he didn't use a rubber (http://www.revscene.net/forums/ok-wtf-my-t306505.html)

It's, simultaneously, funny and pathetic.

There's no way he's not trolling.....

Gerbs
11-26-2010, 11:32 PM
I wonder what he did with the baby now =x

dlo
11-28-2010, 03:56 PM
were u educated by faichild TV?

OMG THAT CHINESE SHOW, fuck whats the name.. its ancient china and its the prince and the servants kid right?!?! I remember watching that like 4 years ago..

SkinnyPupp
11-28-2010, 04:12 PM
Here's some follow-up to this super, old post:
Looks like OP is the father (http://www.revscene.net/forums/child-support-applyi-t301130.html)

Also, picked up a hooker (http://www.revscene.net/forums/got-caught-picking-t306065.html)

Then got herpes because he didn't use a rubber (http://www.revscene.net/forums/ok-wtf-my-t306505.html)

It's, simultaneously, funny and pathetic.
LOL and the first thing I did was check his profile to see if he was from.... And yup, sure enough...

Spidey
11-28-2010, 04:20 PM
honestly... you should be able to tell as soon as you first see the kid... especially after a month or so.. feature really start showing

vafanculo
11-28-2010, 04:24 PM
LOL and the first thing I did was check his profile to see if he was from.... And yup, sure enough...

I don't think you can check on mobile? So lemme take a guess... Surrey?
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

Spidey
11-28-2010, 07:45 PM
wtf? his posts are all retarded... and if he was 28, why would he be afraid of his "mom" and parents finding out... this guy fails at life