[sinner]

Byrd pub: low class, shitty bad attitude owners, crackheads out front, not very often or good shows. Very dead even on weekends. 2/10

Delanies: common lower quality for surrey, but not to bad to chill out and have a drink. Decent girls, but nothing special. Food was poor last time I was there. 5/10

Tbarz: Nice makeover, and clean bar. Staff is very friendly and pleasant. Drinks are a little more than most , but well worth it. Girls are on frequent and never dissappoint. Lap dances and massages are usually not hard to find. Here's the kicker....clean washrooms. 9/10

Mugs&Jugs: Fair sized and not to shit kicked. Food is good and the ladies are good but a far cry from great. Not the nicest place, but far from being a slum hole like the byrd. Always seems to have a party attitude in there and they have a shower and a swing.......what more can you ask for.

#5 orange: Small, but quaint. Real bad area of town , but has been voted best strip bar around the globe and by rockstars numerous times. Last time I was there the food was kick ass and the attitude was good. Very different class's of people and all getting along. Girls are average, but come from the roof.

I hear the private shows up stairs are all that PLUS some.

The drake: Nice interior but again bad area of town. Nice staff and good food. Lap dancers come fast and frequent. I Noticed a lot of asian's most times i have been there tipping frequently.


Ok thats all for now.

What stip club has lots of asian woman on stage or waitressing?

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

i've only been to paramount, no 5, brandi's and.. that one off the granville bridge... i forgot the name

brandi's for quality.
paramount and no 5 orange for lap dances

but you know what, after you go to vegas. vancouver is childs play and you don't even wanna waste your money here anymore.

[P902]

anyone know anything about Uranus? new one on broadway

[babyshortie]

i went to the penthouse on saturday

it sucked ass..the girls can't dance..but they can work with the pole pretty good

intermission between dances was super long..place is pretty nasty

[tikiming]

Originally posted by P902
anyone know anything about Uranus? new one on broadway

Uranus is not bad. The dancers are frequent. The lap dancers a kinda ugg tho. The shitty thing is that they only have one stall in the washrooms. The funny thing is that one of my buddies didn't want to drink so he bought a little bottle of water which cost him $4. :lol For an extra $.50 he could've gotten a beer.

[CRAZY VATO]

uranus is pretty good. Comfy chairs plus hot girls.

[keifun]

been to cecils, no.5, uranus and brandis

cecils has good food and yeah the lapdances at no.5 are better than most places

[LoWeR-CaSe-VoWeLS]

uranus lol... classy name

[STREET-RACER]

Originally posted by Ulic Qel-Droma
... after you go to vegas. vancouver is childs play and you don't even wanna waste your money here anymore...

so true ... planning to go down again this winter .... :D

[FatalCloud]

went to uranus once. when i went, the waitresses were hotter than the stripper girls i found hehe. two hot asian waitresses...wow.. i was staring at them instead of the strippers, hoping they would start stripping haha jk. but too bad their dancers only came out one every half hour or something.

[StampPad]

Uranus: There seems to always be a 2 for 1 admission in the Georgia Strait. Check it out. ;) I've only been here once and the girl(s) I saw weren't bad. No asian dancers though. I have to agree with FatalCloud, the hottest girl I saw was one of the waitresses too. :D

Brandi's: For classiness, this is the strip joint to be at. The crowd is more young (not saying theres no OLD PERVERTED MEN though). The strippers here tend to be better looking and actually dance thier routine well. Oooh la la. Fond memories. ;)

Paramount: Are we kidding? Strip club without booze? This is good if you're underage, I guess but once you've been to a normal strip club, you won't want to go back. My experience, the girls I've seen here have ALL been ugly.

Where is this No.5 orange you guys speak of? (By any chance, on No.5 Rd.? )

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

no5 orange is somewhere downtown..
like.. powell and.. something.

[Trinity]

Not many Asian strippers on the circuit... Only one(s) I can think of are Asia and that other chick at Brandi's.

[Infamous1]

Tbarz gets my vote as the best. It's in Whalley but it's not dirty and there seems to be a new girl on stage every 10 mins.

[fresh_celica]

Originally posted by StampPad
Where is this No.5 orange you guys speak of? (By any chance, on No.5 Rd.? )

i believe that the name no.5 orange is referring to the orange ball in the game of pool

it is numbered "5"

and they have pool tables at no.5 orange

although it is far from being a pool hall...:D

[wolfwood]

So what so great about the Vegas clubs? Maybe I'll check it out next time. Wanted to go to Jaguar last month when I was there but never go the chance.

[keifun]

Originally posted by Ulic Qel-Droma
no5 orange is somewhere downtown..
like.. powell and.. something.

its on the corner of main st. and cordova or powell..one of those streets.
haha crummy area but oh wells...lol

[Hondaracer]

Originally posted by Infamous1
Tbarz gets my vote as the best. It's in Whalley but it's not dirty and there seems to be a new girl on stage every 10 mins.


meh i dont see why u guys think t-barz is great at all, it's a hole, and i sketch out parkin my car there everytime, that back parking lot is break in central

[asahai69]

who the fuck would eat in a strip club...eewww

[Munny]

^^^ EXACTLY what I was going to say...thats BUCK NASTY...

[Integra_B18B]

You'd be surprised at how good the food is at some of the strip clubs. Pretty good!!!!

Here's my reviews:

Uranus:
I know the owner of this place and my buddy works as a bartender/part time manager there now. I know one of the waitresses there, and the other one is my buddies cousins gf. I think she's the one you guys are referring to as the HOT HOT asian waitress. She's from Seattle originally...
The dancers are ok some weeks, you gotta know who's coming up on the rotation for the features. This place is pretty good, but i'm biases cause I get the hookups! :D

Brandis:
Pretty pricey, but its worth it for stag events and big group outtings. Good dancers, better quality than other places.

No5 Orange:
This is probably one of the best places in Vancouver, good dancers, good food, only bad thing is location.

TBarz:
It was really good when I went, HA are always there to represent, some of my buddies know the DJ there.

Cecil:
Pretty good as well, good food, good dancers, kinda run down though! Oh and u get bums to be security and watch your cars!!! Hahaha...

MugsNJugs:
Not bad, me and my buddy got to judge amateur night one time. Rowdy crowd, cheap food and drinks, not bad.......

I still gotta check out Paramount and The Penthouse! The best dancers that I remember are: Cadance (got a poster from her) and Sweet Seduction!!!

Anyways, does anyone know which s-clubs open up early and have dancers already dancing??? I heard No.5, Penthouse and Cecil open pretty early.

Can anyone confirm this?

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

Originally posted by Integra_B18B

Cecil:
Pretty good as well, good food, good dancers, kinda run down though! Oh and u get bums to be security and watch your cars!!! Hahaha...

hahaha yeah that's the funniest part, bums watch your cars. i always tip them. just incase ya know. i don't know what their true intention is. but whatever, a dollar or two.

[stylez-p]

i think brandi's so far got the nicest asian girls! but the bouncers and the prices there are ridulous!

[PsYKoo2004]

What about guy strip clubs?

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

Originally posted by PsYKoo2004
What about guy strip clubs?

these are strip clubs for guys.

[penner2k]

North Burnaby Inn used to have decent food.. they had the $2 menu..

[Chooman]

Number 5 Orange.

That is all:D

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

Where is Brandis and Uranus???

somebody wonna share the address?

:p

[Trinity]

Brandi's - on the corner of Hornby and Dunsmir, the floor above Swedish Touch.

Uranus, no idea.

[asahai69]

uranus is right on broadway and kingsway

[Lomac]

Swedish Touch.... :lol

[sinner]

how much for that?

[stevo911_]

Originally posted by Ulic Qel-Droma
these are strip clubs for guys.

he's :gay:, he wants to know about places where its the guys who strip

[Bond007]

Originally posted by P902
anyone know anything about Uranus? new one on broadway

Yea, guys pissing on the building.. haha.. but other than that.. the people are cool.. the girls are alright.. but like any other places, the drinks are costly!

[nick35]

been to uranus a couple of times not great but close to my house... no.5 orange is prob my fav. now... but tha best was tha barnet hotel.. that place was great...

[cls55coupe]

anybody know what the prices are like at no 5?

[Hondaracer]

after you go to Montreal you will -NEVER- want to go to a strip club anywhere else.

[4444]

anybody know what the prices are like at no 5?
username = cl55coupe

and you're questioning prices at a peeler bar?

something doesn't quite add up here... strip bars aren't a significnat expenditure

[Dr-Vn]

after you go to Montreal you will -NEVER- want to go to a strip club anywhere else.

LOL. QFTMFT :haha::haha:

It was like $8 bucks for cover, a drink is mandatory, and $10 for a lapdance.
You can't beat that...

[Hondaracer]

^ "lapdance" is an understatement in montreal

when u are there, no one is going for private dances for 1 song, the average dance will cost u 30-60 bones, but for that price u get, strippers who are comparable to brandi's and above and u get to

-grab their tits as hard/long as u want
-grab/spank/squeeze their ass
-fiddle with thongs, underwear etc.

and for a very small extra fee [and sometimes not even for extra LOL] you can have happy endings, and much much more

fuck.. i went overboard when i was there :lol

[BoneThug]

wtf? how over board is overboard?

[stewie]

heres a tip for no.5 that ive had work on me a few times lol

strippers smoke....well the majority of them do...

smokers must smoke outside in the cold (winter times) usually they wear skimpy clothing...so go offer them your jacket...chat em up while your out there....before they go back in, get your jacket back and let them know that they should come find you in a bit cause your more then interested in a dance, let em know what area your sitting in...20-30 minutes later they'll come back...and more then a lap dance is usually given ;)

done this a few times there :)

[Dr-Vn]

^ Stewie, I thought you were married? lol

[Hondaracer]

wtf? how over board is overboard?

i dunno probably spent like 6 bills at the peelers, everyone else i was with probably did the same, bottle service etc. dancers rotating at your table etc.

[stewie]

^ Stewie, I thought you were married? lol


married? no, i WAS in a very serious relationship...but i guess you'd have to hang out in the relationship forums to find out what happend there :p

[nismosx]

paramount has some decent girls but i havnt gone there since last december sucks theres no liquior

[6793026]

toronto lap dancers are usually 20 bucks all u can touch. i always go back to star light at toronto / niagara falls.

brandi's is the typical place. dominque is uber hot and we got her to sign her poster. she's the girl on brandi's ads, the burnette on the right. addresss is 888 hornby, 5 floor i think, 4th floor is sewdish and 6th floor. let's just say ben and chris slater were probably up on that floor.

cecil, is just meh. cheap place, but there's no touching at all. it's at a good location so i can't argue.

[fuhkyu]

heres a tip for no.5 that ive had work on me a few times lol

strippers smoke....well the majority of them do...

smokers must smoke outside in the cold (winter times) usually they wear skimpy clothing...so go offer them your jacket...chat em up while your out there....before they go back in, get your jacket back and let them know that they should come find you in a bit cause your more then interested in a dance, let em know what area your sitting in...20-30 minutes later they'll come back...and more then a lap dance is usually given ;)

done this a few times there :)

you devil:haha:

[Alpine50]

i've only been to the mount in new west

[Alpine50]

forgot i commented on this lol
but just thought i'd say the mount stepped up there game like crazy
i think they fired all the ugly girls all hot chicks there now besides like 2or3 chubby ones.
sorry i dug this up

[stewie]

fuck...since you re-dug this up, might as well comment on the new mugs n jugs..

sadly the old one in new west was closed...fear not little ones, for they have re-opened at the turf hotel in surrey!!!

location....shitty

strippers...decent...better then the crack heads they had stripping before in new west

lay out....small...

waitresses...meh...cept for one girl....shes absolutely AMAZING...she should be stripping!

average people in there at a time...15-20


me n my buddy go there quite a bit...its close...and we go for a pitcher or 2...chill in the back...play pool...talk with the bartender and bouncer...we dont really pay much attention to the strippers..

[Alpine50]

^^^^^
sounds like a hang out spot lol
i dunno i'd probably check it out but im still 18
you have to be 19 at every other strip club except the mount right??

edit: are there strip clubs in vancouver that you can touch the girls cuz at the mount your hands get put down beside you

[Spartacus]

any updates on these places? Stripper quality wise and girl to guy ratio at these places? Thought about trying something new and different, gonna bring a date with me.
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[Vansterdam]

justice @ brandis = craziest most talented stripper i have ever seen :fullofwin:

[murd0c]

My sisters friends where at Gspot where the old/new mugs and jugs is and there was a shooting a couple weeks back lol

[ImportXxX]

okay now can you give me some reviews on rub and tug?

[EXV603]

okay now can you give me some reviews on rub and tug?

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[Ronin]

Wow, this is an old thread.

[Ronin]

www.perb.ca

HAHAHAHAH!!! Holy balls! There's a hooker review board online!? Oh, internet...

EDIT: :IDL I clicked on the forums and a certain name caught my eye...

http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?151479-Need-recoo

:fullofwin: