[Girl]

I have a weird obsession with cheese

[miss_crayon]

i like touching pussy
























cats *meow*

[Macadamia]

I smell a hacked account...

[Girl]

*sniff*sniff* really where?

a trip down memory lane...if ur bored at work... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w

[0000000000]

my username is my password

[merrymoocow]

i like the smell of my own farts...

[tripleA]

i whacked off to asian XL's thai surprises

[Aetios]

My balls smell like cheese. Perfect for people who have obsessions with cheese.

[carisear]

the front of my jeans says "pussy cats".

[El Bastardo]

I once went on a date with a Filipino chick who turned out to be a guy.....

....I put out anyway....


*whew* Feels good to get that off my chest

[topsver]

I Like Turtles! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rj7RGzBsPk)

[Girl]

Originally posted by 3zee
My balls smell like cheese. Perfect for people who have obsessions with cheese.


...not if that person likes their cheese melted and devoured while hot. =S


...but i mean if you're into that "messy" business and having no nuts afterwards.



<edit> Silva95teg likes to read crap, he says it brings him wisdom and the smell doesn't really get to him. weirdo.

[Girl]

Originally posted by Los Bastardo
I once went on a date with a Filipino chick who turned out to be a guy.....

....I put out anyway....


*whew* Feels good to get that off my chest

ur my hero.


it's good to be gay,

"not that there's anything wrong with that!" - (high pitched voice) Seinfeld

[Mananetwork]

I throw dead hookers over my 10th floor balcony. I have two balconies so it keeps the cops confused

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

I eat newborns and feed their mothers to my dawgs. I glue their heads to my ceiling.

[Girl]

Girl is currently....

giving Mananetwork head over the phone while he dozes off.

*gurgle*gurgle* Look i'm doing it again! *slurp*slurp*

[Girl]

Originally posted by Mananetwork
I throw dead hookers over my 10th floor balcony. I have two balconies so it keeps the cops confused

Thank you for not throwing me off your balcony :D

[El Bastardo]

Kool-Aid was invented in Hastings, Nebraska

I'm not gay

The idea of the donut hole was invented in Rockport, Maine

[Mananetwork]

First blowjob ever documented was during the British Civil war in 1653 when two guys went down on each other. As the British might call it now, tea and crumpets.

[!Tigger]

i like touching girl......s....

[tiger_handheld]

waiting for the girl that loves cheese and messy business to ........ ( ill leave that for your imagination)

[Balzon_chin]

I play two musical instruments:

The rusty trombone
The skin flute

I'm not very proficient at either.

[Trinity]

CHEESEBOX.

[sabbo69]

my foreskin looks like Elizabeth Taylor

[0000000000]

Hens like Roosters
Geese like Ganders
Everyone else, likes Ned Flanders.

[miss_crayon]

peppered turkey breast taste good.

maybe it's because it's turkey and breast.


hmmmm.

[Trinity]

(This is the end.)
This story's old, (this is the end) but it goes on and on until we disappear.
(This is the calm.)
Calm me and let me (this is the calm) taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath.
(We are the resin)
i am the one (we are the resin) who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea.
(After the storm.)
I spoke the words (after the storm) but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.
(Rest here with thee,)
i know that this (rest in the deep) is what you want.
(Washed up on the beach.)
A funeral keeps both of us apart.
You know (washed up on the beach.) that you are not alone.
I need you like water in my lungs.

[Girl]

^ wow Trin that made me super emo.
I think I will now go listen to Konstantine and commit some emocide.


I like crossboners they're sexy.

I have to get a new Handheld gadget, I can either get the Tiger edition which lasts 30 seconds but is versatile or the cheetah edition which is really nice to look at but very tiny.

[Stevie P]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by Trinity
(This is the end.)
This story's old, (this is the end) but it goes on and on until we disappear.
(This is the calm.)
Calm me and let me (this is the calm) taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath.
(We are the resin)
i am the one (we are the resin) who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea.
(After the storm.)
I spoke the words (after the storm) but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.
(Rest here with thee,)
i know that this (rest in the deep) is what you want.
(Washed up on the beach.)
A funeral keeps both of us apart.
You know (washed up on the beach.) that you are not alone.
I need you like water in my lungs.

SOMEONE LIKES BRAND NEW!!! as of i...

[mk1freak]

after every shit i take, even though i know the first,second,third and maybe more >_< wipe(s) will be dirty,
i have to look at the tissue.........
i have to look at the tissue everytime.

I wonder if i started an ass-wipes anonymous group, if we would break the 1 million member mark within the week?

[Good_KarMa]

Guess who's hungry
































































Me. :woot:

[!Tigger]

ME TOO!

[Mananetwork]

Someone deflower me

[0000000000]

No means No!

[Kagemusha]

http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Medical/diarrhea.gif

[!Tigger]

Originally posted by Girl

I like crossboners they're sexy.


thats hot. i just lol'ed at your pic kagemusha

[k2_alpha]

Originally posted by Mananetwork
Someone deflower me


glad to do it

this is so mo lui....

im bloated..... i think i need to fart soon

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by k2_alpha

this is so mo lui....



so why doesnt his thread have any piss... hahahah

[fingerbowl]

Da Fay Gay!

My cute friends taught me to say hi in Chinese

[way2quik]

another who is awake at night thread
w00t.

i am.

[!Tigger]

i missed the meet =(
who else did!

[Girl]

^ u missed the $14 balla shirt

[!Tigger]

i know i saw the pics and i became really sad =( i like the shirts you guys have though!

[3xta]

i treat people the way i want to be treated, but i never get that in return =(

[fingerbowl]

Originally posted by Mananetwork
Someone deflower me

Ummm ... Hello! I've seen pictures. We should hook up

[Mananetwork]

Originally posted by fingerbowl
Ummm ... Hello! I've seen pictures. We should hook up

Sorry I'll pass.. Me love the girls

[fingerbowl]

You tease :(

[Girl]

Originally posted by Mananetwork
Sorry I'll pass.. Me love the girls

correction!

you love YOUNG girls.

[Girl]

Miss Crayon and 3zee just made me realize that i'm super racist. :)

[!Tigger]

^ i just lol'ed

[merrymoocow]

on the drive home from work today i saw a kid walking down the sidewalk with his penis hanging out and trying to pee on what seemed to be his younger brother

[Girl]

Originally posted by Crossbone
^ i just lol'ed

sad thing? i'm racist against asians.


*sigh*

[k2_alpha]

wait a min.. wait a min.....
hypocrite ;)

[Girl]

^LOL no i have issues. I can NEVER EVER date an asian guy. One was enough. I have issues, major ones.

I'm racist. go beat me. bah!

[teg_101]

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in some factory in downtown.

[q0192837465]

I like Stephy

[Girl]

OMG i'm so hungry right now it's not even funny

[!Tigger]

IT WAS MY BDAY yesterday

[k2_alpha]

Originally posted by Girl
^LOL no i have issues. I can NEVER EVER date an asian guy. One was enough. I have issues, major ones.

I'm racist. go beat me. bah!

ohh i would love too!

jkjk

whats wrong with an asian guy?

[Girl]

Originally posted by k2_alpha
ohh i would love too!

jkjk

whats wrong with an asian guy?

I don't know :( I'm racist.

Bad experience? hahaha.

[!Tigger]

bump!

[Girl]

i baked you a cookie.

but i eated it :(

[Aetios]

then get back in the kitchen and bake me another one bitch!

[Girl]

Getting my Sexy Back tonight!!! :D :D

[Mananetwork]

Originally posted by 3zee
then get back in the kitchen and bake me another one bitch!

Girl doesn't like baking tons of cookies, she's better at wrapping boritos :D

[merrymoocow]

^ what about stuffing tacos?

[tiger_handheld]

where the pics at the meet with the balla shirts ??? linkS ??

[!Tigger]

i c u p

[Mananetwork]

Originally posted by merrymoocow
^ what about stuffing tacos?

Ya I stuffed her tacos too

[Girl]

Originally posted by tiger_handheld
where the pics at the meet with the balla shirts ??? linkS ??

check VOT




stuffing tacos? wrapping burritos? baking more cookies? Come on now guys! don't be so rediculous! now you're going to ask me to go make ice cream

[!Tigger]

don't make me ice cream, go buy me some please =D

[Richard Simmons]

http://photos-439.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v104/29/50/333200439/n333200439_169996_4803.jpg

i love a sweet man.

[merrymoocow]

^ i can't make out what those packages are... ARE THEY CONDOMS?

[Richard Simmons]

^ you've never seen a condom in your life have you? that is waaay tooo big to be condoms. Try small packets of gum.

it's okay, we still love you mr cow.

[merrymoocow]

^i just remember in high school that the nurse passed out free ones that were those colours. i just thought it would have been a awsome picture if they dumped a whole buncha condoms on them.

i didn't know anybody loves me... YAAAH!

[Girl]

i hate mornings.


especially when you don't sleep the night before.

[saucywoman]

^^I hate mornings when you get 5 hours of sleep and when you go to have a shower you have NO hot water at all. Thank god the parents live a 5 minute drive away

[Mananetwork]

I hate mondays

[miss_crayon]

i hate liars!

[Aetios]

I hate Maggie

[!Tigger]

i hate school

[merrymoocow]

i hate hating stuff

[xerocam]

I found a ball of lint in my sock once and I was like "god damn i kick ass".

[miss_crayon]

Originally posted by 3zee
I hate Maggie


HOLY STALKER BATMAN!!

[Girl]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
i hate liars!

:werd:


Originally posted by 3zee
i hate Maggie.

uh...u wanna take take this outside? don't talk to my girl like that. wanna fight?

Originally posted by
xerocam
I found a ball of lint in my sock once and I was like "god damn i kick ass".

BEST post in this whole THREAD!

[Aetios]

Originally posted by Girl

uh...u wanna take take this outside? don't talk to my girl like that. wanna fight?


Ok, I challenge you to a break dance fight...to the death.

[Aetios]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
HOLY STALKER BATMAN!!

HOLY PARANOID BATMAN!!

uh, I was referring to the picture of Maggie as your avatar.

[Mananetwork]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
HOLY STALKER BATMAN!!

Originally posted by 3zee
HOLY PARANOID BATMAN!!

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p155/fingerbowl/internetjunk/ohfuck.gif

[Girl]

I love business trips and stealing roaming networks so I can check e-mails. w00t.

Happy Chinese Moon Festival Day!


Originally posted by 3zee
Ok, I challenge you to a break dance fight...to the death.

oh man, you're hardcore...I ACCEPT!

to the death!

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by 3zee
Ok, I challenge you to a break dance fight...to the death.

well i challenge you to a game of scrabble... TO THE DEATH!

[Aetios]

Originally posted by merrymoocow
well i challenge you to a game of scrabble... TO THE DEATH!

I rock at scrabble, you would definitely lose.

[Richard Simmons]

I don't get this thread. So do people like just start a topic and people figure it out and go with it until it changes? I'm so confused.

[Inaii]

HOLY ADAM WEST WITH A BOMB BATMAN!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY!!

[saucywoman]

Originally posted by Anita Drink
I don't get this thread. So do people like just start a topic and people figure it out and go with it until it changes? I'm so confused.

I think it's just a thread to post offtopic random shit so you don't need to make a thread on something pointless. We have one on the OK side and it works really good. Other sections have implemented this too, so why not VLS??

[Richard Simmons]

Originally posted by saucywoman
I think it's just a thread to post offtopic random shit so you don't need to make a thread on something pointless. We have one on the OK side and it works really good. Other sections have implemented this too, so why not VLS??


OH! I get it now! this is weird but ok!



I have work tomorrow night. :(

[BeeBeeAhn]

there's a spider on the loose in my room, and i am pretty fucking creeped out ><!!!

[Aetios]

^ Its going to crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping...

[BeeBeeAhn]

Originally posted by 3zee
^ Its going to crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping...

:cry:

i still can't find it!! fuck...gah i'm so scared to sleep in my room now lol

[topsver]

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/24/lolcatsdotcoms3kwbhne1tnopgui.jpg

[Mananetwork]

.














































.

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by 3zee
^ Its going to crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping...

i heard in the average lifespan, a person eats like 17 spiders in their sleep

[miss_crayon]

i want a hug! a hug that makes you all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Girl]

"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals." - Zig Ziglar

[merrymoocow]

"Whenever I am about to do something I ask myself 'would an idiot do this?' and if the answer is yes then I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

[miss_crayon]

oh snap!

so apparently this morning, some trades and our customer people saw a couple DOING IT on the roof top across the street.

WHY DO I MISS THESE THINGS?!

[Girl]

I an having some type of allergic reaction and now my eye is swollen and my face is super itchy, warm and red.

am i dying?

[_TiDy_]

you might be? give it a while, 911 on speed dial

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
I an having some type of allergic reaction and now my eye is swollen and my face is super itchy, warm and red.

am i dying?

welcome to my life everytime I see you

[miss_crayon]

^ ON SNAPPPPPPPPP! lollerskates.


i am hungry for some souppps.

[Girl]

Originally posted by Grandstand
welcome to my life everytime I see you

Funny you mention it actually, it all started AFTER I saw you the other night. Hmmm....odd.

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
Funny you mention it actually, it all started AFTER I saw you the other night. Hmmm....odd.

Must be an allergic reaction to my good looks, wit and natural charm.

[miss_crayon]

if i didn't know you both..i'd say there is some serious flirtacious tension between the two of you.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[Culture_Vulture]

lol
SUCCESSFUL THREAD!

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
if i didn't know you both..i'd say there is some serious flirtacious tension between the two of you.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


Hmmm indeed.

Haha I just noticed your points are gone!

[Girl]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
if i didn't know you both..i'd say there is some serious flirtacious tension between the two of you.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

but you know us, so you know that we actually hate one another with a passion, as you may have already witnessed that night during dinner. Right Grandturd? :D

Lets hug it out!

buahhahaha

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
but you know us, so you know that we actually hate one another with a passion, as you may have already witnessed that night during dinner. Right Grandturd? :D

Lets hug it out!

buahhahaha

Haha I don't hate you.. I just have a very sarcastic sense of humor.. Was I really that mean at dinner?

[Girl]

Originally posted by Grandstand
Haha I don't hate you.. I just have a very sarcastic sense of humor.. Was I really that mean at dinner?

oh snap. you don't?? weird.

YES you were mean. You never held the door for me, you didn't get me a gift for our first date, you didn't throw your jacket on that puddle when I was walking across, you didn't hold my hand throughout the night during our romantic candlelit dinner. :(


BUAHHAH oh on a serious note....no you weren't mean that night. Actually I wouldn't know, since you spent half the night away from that table! I swear I was the one trying to be civil and make real convo. Hmm no wait I was totally the mean one, did you hear what I said Eric? buahhahaa. Man stake through the heart!


Back on topic: I need to mend a crack on a skeletal cadaver. any ideas guys?

[topsver]

Originally posted by Girl
Back on topic: I need to mend a crack on a skeletal cadaver. any ideas guys?

Bondo it

[Girl]

^ lol isn't bondo used for dents in cars?

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
^ lol isn't bondo used for dents in cars?

Well Cadavers are made moulded plastic, I'd use crazy glue.

No I didn't hear about what you said to Eric, but I'm sure it was funny.

[Girl]

Originally posted by Grandstand
Well Cadavers are made moulded plastic, I'd use crazy glue.

No I didn't hear about what you said to Eric, but I'm sure it was funny.

Hmm it would look obvious wouldn't it? I'm trying to fill tiny drill holes and cracks on the bone itself. It's a REAL cadaver. LOL

I was thinking of mixing something to make some type of molding paste, but I don't know using what.

and eric seemed pissed off when we got to Timmy's and I think pissed him off even more when I said something else. LOL

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
Hmm it would look obvious wouldn't it? I'm trying to fill tiny drill holes and cracks on the bone itself. It's a REAL cadaver. LOL

I was thinking of mixing something to make some type of molding paste, but I don't know using what.

and eric seemed pissed off when we got to Timmy's and I think pissed him off even more when I said something else. LOL

You might need a molding paste if it's going to fracture into many small pieces, there will be no easy way of individually gluing pieces back into place.

I dunno if there was anything wrong with him at Timmy's he seemed fine to me. Maybe it was just you and maggie making him feeling 'uncomfortable'.. I can't imagine why <rolls the eyes>.

[Grandstand]

Actually if I were you I'd pick up some bone colored paint and some paper mache and some kebab sticks to get it in there.

Or some sort of plaster.. or wood filler.

[Girl]

^ Ya i need some sort of filler. I don't knwo what sort of filler would be best and thinking of covering it with some type of paint or thing that would blent it in really really well!

[miss_crayon]

Originally posted by Grandstand
Hmmm indeed.

Haha I just noticed your points are gone!




yeep! clean as a whistle now! but still on the rs naughty list. ...in a good way!

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by Girl
^ Ya i need some sort of filler. I don't knwo what sort of filler would be best and thinking of covering it with some type of paint or thing that would blent it in really really well!

I would say a wood filler, though I don't know if it would physically be able to hold the bones together.

If you simply crack it a little bit wood filler would be fine alone.. then get some paint on it.

[Mananetwork]

Stop having real conversations. This thead is suppose to be about nothing!!

[Mananetwork]

Just finished work. Deadlines are a bitch

[!Tigger]

I should be sleeping but im not School sucks

[topsver]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/ttocsxela/fun/1191394548088.jpg

[BeeBeeAhn]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v71/11/62/305200392/n305200392_98676_2679.jpg

[topsver]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/ttocsxela/fun/1191394406487.jpg

[BeeBeeAhn]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v71/11/62/305200392/n305200392_98705_770.jpg

you don't want to see my caturday collection dude. LOL

[topsver]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382096-1160760621760.jpg

What's a Caturday?

[BeeBeeAhn]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v71/11/62/305200392/n305200392_98674_2126.jpg

ok now i'm tired of posting pics. i go pluck eyebrows now.

[topsver]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/fail.jpg

^ you!

:D

i win. JK.

or not. ;)

[merrymoocow]

WHATS WITH THE FREAKIN CATS?!

Originally posted by topsver
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/ttocsxela/fun/1191394548088.jpg

thats a fat cat

[BeeBeeAhn]

kk....THIS...is a fat cat:

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v72/58/69/897765703/n897765703_316852_737.jpg

[miss_crayon]

revisiting old personal pages (aka friendster/myspace etc etc) that you haven't updated in ages can stab you in the freaking eye.

BOOURNS!

[!Tigger]

I have a test on steering systems tomorrow, anyone want to do the test for me?

[merrymoocow]

^ if you turn the wheel clockwise, what happens?

[Grandstand]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/RbSX/1168702253-shoryukenou0.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/RbSX/n1474080111300503982414kf4.jpg

[BeeBeeAhn]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v140/209/98/621524598/n621524598_187475_8300.jpg

=DDD

[miss_crayon]

^ are you trying to hint something to us?


should we be calling the cops on your man? or calling JLo?

[BeeBeeAhn]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
^ are you trying to hint something to us?


should we be calling the cops on your man? or calling JLo?

the worst thing my man has ever done to me is fart on my leg. yup. it was....NYARGH

[Girl]

^ RS Beat Down Crew is on it! ONWARDS TO J____ the Wander Boy's house!

[BeeBeeAhn]

^LOL

OMG SPARE THE DATSUN. I WANNA KEEP IT. AND THE DOG! LOLOL

[Girl]

^we'll think about it. but miss crayon is ruthless. look at it on the bright side beeb's...if we accidentally kill the dog, we'll have dog stew for tomorrow's dinner :D


btw are u and j coming to the drink meet?

[BeeBeeAhn]

Originally posted by Girl
^we'll think about it. but miss crayon is ruthless. look at it on the bright side beeb's...if we accidentally kill the dog, we'll have dog stew for tomorrow's dinner :D


btw are u and j coming to the drink meet?

:cry: leave the dog alone!! don't be like sweetcandii dammit!


bf is busy...and iono if i'll come or not. maybe...i'll decide soon.

[Girl]

Originally posted by BeeBeeAhn
:cry: leave the dog alone!! don't be like sweetcandii dammit!


bf is busy...and iono if i'll come or not. maybe...i'll decide soon.


can't help it...she's my idol. :D

[!Tigger]

Originally posted by merrymoocow
^ if you turn the wheel clockwise, what happens?

the steering wheel moves the shaft. The shaft and crap moves the rag joint. the rag joint turns the spool valve, the spool valve controls the amount of fluid pushing the power piston left, then while thats happening the pinion moves the rack left causing the left side to get pushed out through the tie rod ends into the knuckle, causing you to turn right

[!Tigger]

Originally posted by Girl
^we'll think about it. but miss crayon is ruthless. look at it on the bright side beeb's...if we accidentally kill the dog, we'll have dog stew for tomorrow's dinner :D


btw are u and j coming to the drink meet?

stew sounds awesome. but i dont think im going hah!

[Girl]

you know what I love??

that it's Friday, right before a long weekend, it's sunny, I arrive 1.5 hours late for work and find out that I got a raise and a nice promotion too and right before i leave for vacation :D

downside? gonna be swamped with work...even at home :(

[topsver]

Originally posted by Crossbone
the steering wheel moves the shaft. The shaft and crap moves the rag joint. the rag joint turns the spool valve, the spool valve controls the amount of fluid pushing the power piston left, then while thats happening the pinion moves the rack left causing the left side to get pushed out through the tie rod ends into the knuckle, causing you to turn right

Wow!

That sounds kinky. :angel2:

Does the shaft ever get stuck?

Or does the shaft ever get near the rack? Cause if it does, you might want to use some fluid. ;)

[topsver]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/ttocsxela/fun/1191394452689.jpg

[miss_crayon]

me and girl are drunkszorss!


this is to friendship!

[Girl]

home on a Saturday night. The family festivities jsut ended. Might as well...I need a break after last night.


For everyone's viewing pleasure..

http://www.drawntogetherx.com/watch.php?episode_number=14

if i wasn't so busy...i'd be hooked on this show! lol


LINK UPDATED. :D

[Culture_Vulture]

link doesnt work @@

[miss_crayon]

so i was picking up some ice cream for my brother (I SWEAR) and if anyone has been to the one on north road next to california sushi will know there's this freaking yellow pole thingy that sticks out like a sore thumb along with this RIDICULOUS WALL with a whole bunch of scratches on it at the drive thru.

anyways to make a long story short, haps (my car) had a very nice meeting with that effin' pole when i tried to avoid the wall. EF EF EF!

how could ice cream do this to me?! AND IT EVEN WASN'T FOR ME!

EF EF EF! luckily it's not that noticeable =(

[Girl]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
so i was picking up some ice cream for my brother (I SWEAR) and if anyone has been to the one on north road next to california sushi will know there's this freaking yellow pole thingy that sticks out like a sore thumb along with this RIDICULOUS WALL with a whole bunch of scratches on it at the drive thru.

anyways to make a long story short, haps (my car) had a very nice meeting with that effin' pole when i tried to avoid the wall. EF EF EF!

how could ice cream do this to me?! AND IT EVEN WASN'T FOR ME!

EF EF EF! luckily it's not that noticeable =(

says the infamous tiptronic girl who what? oh right...lets bicycles cut them off. :D

hope Haps is ok. and i'm assuming you were getting ice cream at McDicks??

[!Tigger]

Drawn together ftw! Ling ling is awesome i think it's name was ling ling

[merrymoocow]

i wish i chose my username to be rumplesforeskin.

[Girl]

so i'm choked cuz i got weasled by a car full of high school girls that rear ended me today.

[merrymoocow]

^ sounds kinda hot...

i cant sleep. and i wake up early tommorrow.

[Girl]

^ you can always come here and i can knock you out with a bat and drag your body somewhere....i'll be nice i can drop your body off to where you have to go tmw morning :D

[miss_crayon]

i think the gotti brothers are quite cute. anyone else?

[Girl]

You know what sucks?

being sick right before you're about to board a plane and the day that's suppose to be spent packing is now for the doctors, ICBC cuz some idiot rear ended you and you got a million and two things you have to do but feel too muggy in the brain to do it and after 3 days of sunshine it decides to start pissing rain. Oh and did i mention being bloated and pmsing right before and out of any time, someones teeth decides to hurts and this place is a bloody fucking mess!

GREAT JUST FUCKING GREAT!

[topsver]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/1574044807_b02c40b97b.jpg

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by Girl
You know what sucks?

being sick right before you're about to board a plane and the day that's suppose to be spent packing is now for the doctors, ICBC cuz some idiot rear ended you and you got a million and two things you have to do but feel too muggy in the brain to do it and after 3 days of sunshine it decides to start pissing rain. Oh and did i mention being bloated and pmsing right before and out of any time, someones teeth decides to hurts and this place is a bloody fucking mess!

GREAT JUST FUCKING GREAT!

someone needs a hug

[topsver]

Originally posted by Girl
You know what sucks?

http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/cookiecat.jpg

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
i think the gotti brothers are quite cute. anyone else?
http://www.thefreshscent.com/wp-content/post_imgs/1206/agnello_mugshot.jpg
cute eh?

[EX-R]

you know whos cute?! ashley tisdale! anyone else?

http://www.ashleytisdale.com/images_pub_dc/at-132.jpg

[merrymoocow]

http://buzznet-51.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/5/0/6/9/6/orig-50696.jpg

cuter

hayden panettiere>

[topsver]

http://roddilega.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/hotdogs.jpg

[topsver]

http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/wetclassphotograph.jpg

:D

[merrymoocow]

what kind of thread is this turning into?

[topsver]

^ thread about nothing.

[Aetios]

how does one superman a ho.

[Vansterdam]

Originally posted by topsver
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/1574044807_b02c40b97b.jpg

that is crazy!

[Girl]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
i think the gotti brothers are quite cute. anyone else?

it's just you hun....

[miss_crayon]

i want spaghetti!

[k2_alpha]

Originally posted by topsver
http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/wetclassphotograph.jpg

:D


damn that looks like fun

they must of have got into huge shit afterwards.

[merrymoocow]

i took a dump today and it splashed back in the hole

[miss_crayon]

wahhhhh =(

[k2_alpha]

^ahh why are you sad?

cant sleep again?

[k2_alpha]

^wait thats some one else..
my bad..
so why are you crying?

[syee]

So tired...need to go back to sleep...

the joys of working from home! :D

[Girl]

i've officially lost my voice.

[Girl]

whose online? i'm bored :(

[El Bastardo]

I'm online and bored, but you were bored 5 hours ago.

[!Tigger]

Halloween is in 3.5 hoursss

[Culture_Vulture]

3 now :D

[Girl]

Happy Halloween from the other side of the International Date Line

[The7even]

Originally posted by Girl
Happy Halloween from the other side of the International Date Line

Same to you, from 2.9k Miles away.

[topsver]

http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/like_mommy.jpg

[Culture_Vulture]

Originally posted by topsver
http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/like_mommy.jpg

:rofl:

[topsver]

http://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/pictures/19.02.06/nobrain.jpg

:D

[!Tigger]

hahaha... this thread is losing its touch! wheres everybody!?

[merrymoocow]

LONG WEEKEND!!! YAY!

[miss_crayon]

IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! =(

[Senna4ever]

I'm on a perpetual hunt for the perfect halibut because all of the ones so far are too flat.

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! =(

moi?

[Girl]

Miss Crayon: i forgot to tell you! i'm moving 10 mins from you in 3 days. So when you get here i'll be 10 mins away from you! so uh ya call my cell





oh what the heck!





93182061

[k2_alpha]

prank call time

[Girl]

my baby

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v130/157/106/129400281/n129400281_30221404_8735.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v130/157/106/129400281/n129400281_30221401_7836.jpg

[merrymoocow]

^cute.

those doors in the background look like they need a new paintjob

[EX-R]

Originally posted by k2_alpha
prank call time

that'll be an expensive one!

[saucywoman]

awwwwwww, so cute
Originally posted by Girl
my baby

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v130/157/106/129400281/n129400281_30221404_8735.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v130/157/106/129400281/n129400281_30221401_7836.jpg

[Girl]

Why is the sky blue?

[Mananetwork]

Originally posted by Girl
Why is the sky blue?

The atmosphere is the mixture of gas molecules and other materials surrounding the earth. It is made mostly of the gases nitrogen (78%), and oxygen (21%). Argon gas and water (in the form of vapor, droplets and ice crystals) are the next most common things. There are also small amounts of other gases, plus many small solid particles, like dust, soot and ashes, pollen, and salt from the oceans.

The composition of the atmosphere varies, depending on your location, the weather, and many other things. There may be more water in the air after a rainstorm, or near the ocean. Volcanoes can put large amounts of dust particles high into the atmosphere. Pollution can add different gases or dust and soot.

The atmosphere is densest (thickest) at the bottom, near the Earth. It gradually thins out as you go higher and higher up. There is no sharp break between the atmosphere and space.

[Chopstick]

can a robot have sex with a turtle
(o_____o)?????

did you know a cow produces enough methane gas to end mankind

and the location between north and south on a compass is called swiss

fanta is gay

[merrymoocow]

Originally posted by Chopstick
fanta is gay

the drink right? oh man, the first time i had it i got a headache from the sugar rush.

[k2_alpha]

did you know magnetic north is not really north. it off by several degrees

[topsver]

http://www.pumpago.com/pictures/images/20070924-000454.jpg

[Shun Izaki]

Originally posted by Chopstick
can a robot have sex with a turtle
(o_____o)?????

did you know a cow produces enough methane gas to end mankind

and the location between north and south on a compass is called swiss

fanta is gay
fanta is SO GAY

[clk55]

iphone is the most stupid piece of shit phone ever

[Shun Izaki]

Originally posted by clk55
iphone is the most stupid piece of shit phone ever

lol... like wearing your shirt with the collar up.

no practical use, and looks stupid

[Girl]

You know what I love?

Being away for 2 months and finally go back into work for a huge meeting with the big honchos and after a week the whole office is shut down for 2 weeks for Christmas holidays.

So you're saying I could have said "screw you" and stayed in Asia for 3 extra weeks?!?! Thanks!

[!Tigger]

^^ owned
ahhaha that sucks, how was your trip though?



on another note
i need a hair cut

[k2_alpha]

i just got my hair surprised dyed
i went in with long BLACK hair and came out with short RED/BLACk hair.

[merrymoocow]

i havent cut my hair in three months... buts thats after shaving it for the summer.

[Nvasion]

im high-------------->.....:2finger2: :Pbjt:
:thumbsup: :grin-FU:
:lock :lol
:haha: :2finger: .................................................. :confused:

[!Tigger]

Originally posted by k2_alpha
i just got my hair surprised dyed
i went in with long BLACK hair and came out with short RED/BLACk hair.

pic?

[03c0upe]

:showbutt:

[bob_chan]

I have an exam tomorrow which I am not prepared for and I am wasting my time on RS. -_-

[Girl]

Originally posted by Crossbone
^^ owned
ahhaha that sucks, how was your trip though?



on another note
i need a hair cut

It was really really good. Was travelling almost every other weekend to different cities and such. Besides being sick for 70% of my trip, it was good. Met some new friends, got a puppy, saw a few RS members. Good times.


My ride back was interesting, a loud obnoxious family was moved into my section of the flight and all they did was scream in their mother tongue. Our pilot was HOT, he handled our plane with skill and had the hottest voice ever.

Other then that...ya it was ok. Wish I was back there :( It's too cold here and everythings too repetitive and boring here.

[Girl]

Today's Self Realization:

I'm a workaholic.

After lunch on Robson with some friends and a much desired cup of coffee from Artigiano, I went up to the office even though I wasn't due there until tomorrow for a meeting at 11am.

Lovely. I didn't leave until 6pm then ended up going out for a long business dinner. :(

On to other even better news. Found out the 'important' meeting was canceled because something came up in our Australia office. And the words were exchanged when I found out.

Me: So you're saying I could have stayed in Asia for an extra 3 weeks and could have gone to all those other places that I didn't have time for there? And you were too 'lazy' to e-mail me when you couldn't get through to me via text/phone??

My Boss: Yup pretty much! Sucks to be you eh? Lets go buy you a drink.

[03c0upe]

^ i wasted 1min of my life reading that, now i have to go to bed

[BeeBeeAhn]

i'm in hawaii right now...sitting in my hotel lobby cuz there's free internet ONLY in the lobby.

waikiki is awesome...i spent 4 hours on the beach today, and my ears are sunburned, and i have some funky tanlines already.

and the weather here is retarded.

it drizzles for about 2 seconds..and then BAM!!!! fucking downpour..soaked completely within a few seconds, and then the rain is gone and it's all sunshine and rainbows again...wtf.

[Girl]

Originally posted by 03c0upe
^ i wasted 1min of my life reading that, now i have to go to bed

It took you a FULL minute to read that?? WOW. I'm impressed.

[miss_crayon]

GS+MC

[!Tigger]

i just got back from clubbing; it was awesome haha




<((((((~ Miss - Crayon ~)))))

[k2_alpha]

Originally posted by miss_crayon
GS+MC

grandstand and miss crayon?

fcken toronto office is on lunch break...
cant get an answer of client.....

client= scary bald lesbo

[miss_crayon]

Originally posted by Crossbone
i just got back from clubbing; it was awesome haha




<((((((~ Miss - Crayon ~)))))

i'm glad i'm being thought of during times of clubbage. that warms my heart quite nicely. really.

[Grandstand]

Originally posted by k2_alpha
grandstand and miss crayon?

fcken toronto office is on lunch break...
cant get an answer of client.....

client= scary bald lesbo

Could be worse, on CRSX one of the guys is an accountant with an old gay client that started hitting on him.

[Girl]

my puppy died.



=(

[!Tigger]

BUMP http://www.bloodysushi.com/macro/mudkip%20-%20brock.jpg

MUDKIPPP

[q0192837465]

I think Twins will finally split.

[fingerbowl]

Originally posted by Girl
my puppy died.



=(

Oh my god, awwwww sorry to hear!!
Have you found a replacement yet?

[vapour_lock]

heh replacement

[mako]

is this a spam thread?

[!Tigger]

indeed

[pintoBC_3sgte]

lol such a interesting thread

[Chopstick]

...i wonder how many girls out there actually use push up bras...

(o___o)...

[fingerbowl]

I occasionally wear the bulge it underwear. It works the same way as a push out bra, but for guys.

[ur-lil-sw33tie]

freaken bored at work >.<"

[!Aznboi128]

Originally posted by Chopstick
...i wonder how many girls out there actually use push up bras...

(o___o)...

too many

[mako]

whats for dinner?

[Girl]

^nismo_s13 cooked 7 ways.

1) deep fried
2) stew
3) steamed
4) oven baked with lemon juice and thyme
5) grilled skewers with vegetables
6) sauteed with onions and mushrooms
7) meat pie

And if we can muster up some of your marrow, we'll make jello for dessert! :D

Originally posted by fingerbowl
Oh my god, awwwww sorry to hear!!
Have you found a replacement yet?


no. :( Do you want to be my replacement? Well instead of a puppy I'll have a bitch instead! OH SNAP!






In one hour I will find out if I'm due East to Toronto for a week-long business trip, leaving EARLY Saturday morning. Come find me at the AC Lounge kiddies and bring some midnight snacks!