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01-08-2009, 10:32 PM
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#1 | | The RS Anchorman
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| MD tells woman: That's no kidney stone, it's a baby
PORT DE GRAVE, N.L. -- When Juanita Stead complained of shooting pains in her lower back on New Year's Eve, she thought she was passing a kidney stone.
Instead, she was giving birth to a baby boy.
The eastern Newfoundland woman says she didn't realize she was pregnant until she was rushed to Carbonear General Hospital that night and an X-ray didn't turn up any kidney stones.
"When I went back to emerg, the doctor was waiting for me and he said, 'It's no kidney stone.' He said, 'You've got a baby ready to be born,' " said the 36-year-old Stead.
"I said, 'No, that can't happen' . . . I told him he had the wrong X-ray file."
Six minutes later, seven-pound, 12-ounce Nicholas was born breech at 12:31 a.m. local time on New Year's Day, making him among the first babies born in Canada for 2009.
"He came out bum first," Stead said Wednesday, cradling the one-week-old child.
Doctors weren't able to carry out a caesarean section because of Nicholas's quick entry into the world, she said.
Hours before the sudden birth, Stead and her husband Terry, 35, went to her sister's house for a New Year's Eve family gathering.
As she explained her symptoms to Terry and her brother-in-law - who owns an ambulance service - the two men became increasingly convinced she was experiencing a kidney stone attack.
"Honest to God, I just don't have words to explain it," Terry said.
The Steads, who live in a two-storey home in the small outport of Port de Grave, N.L., say they had no reason to think Juanita was pregnant because she didn't experience the usual telltale signs, such as morning sickness and kicking from the womb. She says her menstrual cycle remained regular throughout her pregnancy.
"People have been saying to me, same as I've been saying, 'How could you not know you was pregnant?' " she said.
"Everyone is still in shock I think."
This isn't the first time a pregnancy caught the Steads off-guard.
Two-year-old Cameron was born six weeks premature in July 2006 in their home bathroom, weighing three pounds and 11 ounces. His birth was marred by complications and last September he underwent a bowel, liver and pancreas transplant at The Hospital for Sick Children in Toronto.
But the toddler now appears as rambunctious as any his age, running around inside the house and playing with his toys.
Nicholas is faring well also, sleeping and eating regularly despite growing attention from families, friends and the public, his mother said.
"Two little miracles meant to be."
Friends and family have provided them with toys and clothing for the new baby, because they discarded Cameron's old belongings months before Nicholas's birth, she said. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...Canada&s_name= | 
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01-08-2009, 11:16 PM
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#2 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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That's crazy. I'm assuming this woman had no noticeable bump then.
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01-08-2009, 11:21 PM
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or she's just extremely fat.
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01-08-2009, 11:34 PM
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The only people this happens to are obese women who don't notice they are pregnant because they are already so fucking fat whats an extra couple pounds? Disgusting.
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01-08-2009, 11:35 PM
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#5 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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i bet its the fat
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01-09-2009, 12:07 AM
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That's my first thought as well: she must be fat.
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01-09-2009, 12:17 AM
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. | |
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01-09-2009, 02:02 AM
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#8 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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^ oh gad...
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01-09-2009, 02:18 AM
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I pity the doctors who gotta navigate through all that fat to deliver the baby.
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01-09-2009, 06:45 AM
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wow only fats chicks
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01-09-2009, 06:50 AM
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I saw this on the news yesteday, ya I can understand he "didnt" know cause she was still getting her period but come on wouldn't u feel the kicking?
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01-09-2009, 07:19 AM
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God only knows what she did during the last 8 or 9 months, probably smoked did drugs and drank booze. Poor kid.
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01-09-2009, 07:32 AM
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01-09-2009, 08:07 AM
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she is fat! weird how she continued to have her period when she was prego!! i read about this on vancouversun..it also mentions how she described her first child being born..."I felt like I had to go to the bathroom and out he popped, right into the toilet"...when i read that..i was like WTF?!?!
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01-09-2009, 08:47 AM
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#15 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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yeah its weird how some girls still get their period while they're pregnant, very rare but its happened
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01-09-2009, 10:33 AM
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this really fucking scares me
i hope i dont get a call from my ex gf in a few months
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01-09-2009, 02:11 PM
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#17 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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ummmm....the fact that she didn't notice her period stopped for 9 months is strange.
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01-09-2009, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by impactX  | OMG "fat" seems to be an understatement there... Quote:
Originally Posted by Guy_LikeWhoa ummmm....the fact that she didn't notice her period stopped for 9 months is strange. | The fact that you didn't read the article, or the posts above yours before posting, is strange. No wait, people never do that here on RS. 
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01-09-2009, 02:20 PM
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#19 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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Originally Posted by Guy_LikeWhoa ummmm....the fact that she didn't notice her period stopped for 9 months is strange. | the fact that you clearly didnt read anything beyond the thread title is strange
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01-09-2009, 02:21 PM
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#20 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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Originally Posted by Gumby The fact that you didn't read the article, or the posts above yours before posting, is strange. No wait, people never do that here on RS. | the fact that you beat me to the punch by 1 minute is strange
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01-09-2009, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ur-lil-sw33tie "I felt like I had to go to the bathroom and out he popped, right into the toilet" | LOLOLOLO WHAT THE HELL
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01-09-2009, 10:18 PM
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I laughed at the pic :P She's old and fat.
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01-10-2009, 08:42 PM
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#23 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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yup, she pretty much looks as I pictured her while I read the article
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01-10-2009, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RRxtar the fact that you beat me to the punch by 1 minute is strange | the fact that you think everything is strange is strange.
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01-10-2009, 11:12 PM
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dude, its a dude!
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