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01-13-2009, 09:09 PM
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#1 | | The RS Anchorman
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| 107-Year-Old Virgin Lookin' for Love
A 107-year-old Chinese woman has decided now's the time to start looking for Mr Right, the New York Daily News reports. Wang Guiying decided early on that marriage was too scary but now, fearing she's becoming a burden on her nephews and nieces, she's decided to take the plunge. Wang has decided to limit the search to men over 100 so they will have something in common to chat about
"I'm already 107 and I still haven't got married. What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?" she says. http://www.newser.com/story/47759/10...-for-love.html | 
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01-13-2009, 09:23 PM
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#2 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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01-13-2009, 09:25 PM
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#3 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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That is so weird and I don't think there's a whole lot of 100 year olds out there to choose from.
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01-13-2009, 09:28 PM
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#4 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ummmmmmm, took her 100 years to decide on this..... -.-'
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01-13-2009, 09:34 PM
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#5 | | God of Unce
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Well.. I guess good luck to her then? =S
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01-13-2009, 09:38 PM
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#6 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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^lol
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01-13-2009, 09:49 PM
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#7 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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I'm pretty sure this relationship won't last long~
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01-13-2009, 09:50 PM
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#8 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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^ sit around and hang out
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01-13-2009, 09:51 PM
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#9 | | ah_some
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i think what she's looking for is someone to share conversation with.. a lot has happened!!!
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01-13-2009, 10:14 PM
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#10 | | In RS I Trust
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I wonder what she will use to break the crust
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01-13-2009, 10:14 PM
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#11 | | ESKETIT
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lol yea start off their life storys
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01-13-2009, 11:05 PM
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#12 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Good Luck!
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01-13-2009, 11:14 PM
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wouldnt the equivalent of banging a 100 year old man be the same as a turtle on top of you?
i cant imagine:
a)getting a boner when im 100
b)staying ontop without falling on her
c)wanting to bang a 107 yr old virgin
edit: turtle
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01-13-2009, 11:18 PM
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#14 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Too late, senior!
Hmm... that just doesn't have the same ring as "Too soon, junior!"
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01-13-2009, 11:28 PM
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#15 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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lol, disturbing......
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01-14-2009, 12:08 AM
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she must be super frigid.
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01-14-2009, 01:13 AM
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#17 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Well I think it's a lot more for companionship than anything else, I guess the article just HAD to throw in the fact that she's a virgin as well
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01-14-2009, 01:35 AM
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#18 | | Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO
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I wonder if her hymen is still intact.
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01-14-2009, 03:11 AM
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#19 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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that is some sick ..@^$*&
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01-14-2009, 05:38 AM
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#20 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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How much money does she have?
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01-14-2009, 07:02 AM
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#21 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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hahaahah wow she finally decides now when she's old as fuck  | |
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01-14-2009, 07:08 AM
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#22 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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next thing u know, theres gonna be a trip to the hospital
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01-14-2009, 07:26 AM
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#23 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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this has got to be some sort of joke
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01-14-2009, 08:45 AM
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#24 | | SFICC-03*
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Originally Posted by Marco911 I wonder if her hymen is still intact. | you're free to go find out
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01-14-2009, 10:19 AM
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#25 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Marco911 I wonder if her hymen is still intact. | i dont think mr right and her will do anything of that nature......
but you tell us when you find out okay?
EDIT: actually how does anyone know she is still a virgin, it only say she hasnt been married. News people jumped to conclusions way to fast to make an attracting title i guess.
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