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Old 01-20-2009, 09:27 PM   #1
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
 
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If you were drunk enough...

Would you seduce and have sex with the ADBOT?


I would. I would hit it 2 times.
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:43 PM   #2
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no, adbot wud prolly take me home n date rape me
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:44 PM   #3
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i would infect him with a computer virus
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:45 PM   #4
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:46 PM   #5
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:59 PM   #6
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I would smoke a blunt with ADBOT.
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:02 PM   #7
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i'd stick it in ADBOT's bum
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:07 PM   #8
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Can you please rephrase the question in Biblical Hebrew... thank you.

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Old 01-20-2009, 10:09 PM   #9
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Damn doube post.

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Old 01-20-2009, 10:12 PM   #10
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:26 PM   #11
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Guys, I saw her/it first.


Luckily the end of my penis is shaped very similar to a USB cable
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:28 PM   #12
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:35 PM   #13
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dont blame adbot when u get an itch from missing and using the firewire port.

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Guys, I saw her/it first.


Luckily the end of my penis is shaped very similar to a USB cable
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:37 PM   #14
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dont blame adbot when u get an itch from missing and using the firewire port.


No my finger will be in there



Or Marco 911 and I will DP it
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:06 PM   #15
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:03 AM   #16
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:57 AM   #17
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:57 AM   #18
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:56 AM   #19
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most computers have multi usb ports...

its only gay if ur cables cross...
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:04 AM   #20
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:08 PM   #21
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:28 PM   #22
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I'll lubricate adBOT with my thermal paste!
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:36 PM   #23
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:47 PM   #24
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start her off @ 20$
haha @ zheff :P.. good transfer of heat though
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:21 PM   #25
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