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01-28-2009, 05:20 PM
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#1 | | ah_some
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HAHAHA!!! Quote: Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
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01-28-2009, 05:21 PM
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#2 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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01-28-2009, 05:34 PM
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#3 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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AHAHAHA, rape a racoon?!?!
He's gonna remember this now for the rest of his life from looking at what ever penis he has left.
Does he have ravies now too?
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01-28-2009, 06:08 PM
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#4 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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lol what an idiot...
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01-28-2009, 06:10 PM
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#5 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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01-28-2009, 06:19 PM
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#6 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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WTF LOL rape a racoon
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01-28-2009, 07:41 PM
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#7 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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LOL AHAH what an idiot.
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01-28-2009, 07:49 PM
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#8 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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gg lols
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01-28-2009, 07:52 PM
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#9 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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That's why you don't rape 4 legged creatures...
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01-28-2009, 09:46 PM
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#10 | | RS Lurker, I don't post!
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that's why you don't rape, period. (:
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01-28-2009, 11:18 PM
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#11 | | ESKETIT
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seriously? LOL wow that is fucked
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01-28-2009, 11:41 PM
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#12 | | God of Unce
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Wow, raping a raccoon? What a sick fuck!
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01-29-2009, 07:40 AM
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01-29-2009, 07:40 AM
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#14 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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WHAT THE F*@^\s with the guy..
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01-29-2009, 01:15 PM
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#15 | | The RS Freebie guru
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01-29-2009, 02:19 PM
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#16 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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wow, that's major ownage there.
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01-29-2009, 02:29 PM
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#17 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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well that will be a constant reminder for him not to be participating in beasteality that racoon owned him
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01-29-2009, 02:41 PM
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#18 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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How can you even manage to catch a raccoon? Esp. when you drunk no less.
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01-29-2009, 03:35 PM
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#19 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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It was just busy getting some until this drunk asshole came and tried to rape it.
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01-29-2009, 05:14 PM
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#20 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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that an idiot.
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01-30-2009, 12:28 AM
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#21 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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HAAHHAHAHA
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