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: Man Arrested For Choking Girlfriend With Wii Controller


Mananetwork
02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
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Daniel Alvarez of Austin, Texas has been arrested on charges of aggravated assault after he attempted to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord, according to police. He's also suspected of eating her cookies.

Christina Alvarado, Alvarez's girlfriend, told police that she was attacked by her boyfriend after a fight, one brought on for possibly the stupidest reasons known to man. She was apparently enraged because the suspect ate her supply of Girl Scout Cookies. He was similarly pissed due to being awakened, only to be given the business about some missing Girl Scout Cookies.

Alvarez was arrested and is being held in a Travis County jail with bail set at $40,000.

Now, because someone lost some sleepy time and someone else a box of Tagalongs, Austin police have a second degree felony charge of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury on their hands. And Alvarez could spend up to 20 years in prison, likely never to get his hands on a Wii remote ever again.

Cause, you know, the fad will be over by then. :\

-- Kotaku

The article:
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/blotter/entries/2009/02/04/man_accused_of_choking_girlfri.html


^AHAHAHAHAH

asian_speedster
02-04-2009, 03:20 PM
Shit I just had some cookies..I better watch out for the g/f in my sleep

JHuJHu
02-04-2009, 04:10 PM
wow. wii controller? you for realllz?

tamiya_s2000
02-04-2009, 04:31 PM
naw u guys have mistaken... it was part of the game, if he didnt do it his character would've died

C-unit
02-04-2009, 04:33 PM
^ ur sig is more on9 than the news.

!LittleDragon
02-04-2009, 06:07 PM
:confused: A Wii controller? Wouldn't a cordless phone work better?

joolee
02-04-2009, 07:06 PM
"also suspected for eating her cookies," lol!!

asian_XL
02-04-2009, 07:18 PM
too much manhunt II

Euro7r
02-04-2009, 07:31 PM
Hahhaha, WTF. It's just a game, what a dick.

Gary Oak
02-04-2009, 07:35 PM
thats why you should it should be all wireless

Poonpee
02-04-2009, 07:59 PM
this is the funniest shit ever lol

Culture_Vulture
02-04-2009, 08:21 PM
hahaha
X-Box: check
Wii: check
PS3: next.

shenmecar
02-04-2009, 08:59 PM
those must be some damn good cookies.

xyz123
02-04-2009, 11:36 PM
mmmm cookies, i'd strangle someone for that =)

Vansterdam
02-04-2009, 11:59 PM
LOL

Tim Budong
02-05-2009, 12:45 AM
WII KILL

bun_7
02-05-2009, 04:58 AM
hahaha cant imagine you can do soo many other things with a wii controller lol

azzurro32
02-05-2009, 06:37 AM
Finally someone put one of those stupid controllers to good use!

gnat.
02-05-2009, 11:34 AM
a wii remote controller cord? well that's definitely new! rofl

Gumby
02-05-2009, 02:02 PM
While she's at it, she might as well sue Nintendo too.

q0192837465
02-05-2009, 03:34 PM
ahhaha, stupid ppl of the world.