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02-08-2009, 05:33 PM
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#1 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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| British guy got caught having sex with 2 plastic dolls in his car (news)
http://scaredmonkeys.com/2009/02/06/...9nage-a-trois/
NWS image (description: Naked inflatable doll in car) http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/...ge/09ww11p.jpg Quote:
Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated. Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.
Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:
“I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!”
When confronted by Police, Bartusak told them he was simply taking his dolls to Target to get them clothing so he could tell them apart, and goggle-esque white sunglasses as they told him they were en vogue.
Bartusak was wearing shorts with a 3” opening in the “crotch region” and no undergarments. When Georgie was told he was being charged with breach of peace in Lee County, he replied:
“Piece of what? Y’all got here before I got started, takes me awhile ”
Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health. It is unknown at this time if the ladies were taken into custody or left to deflate.
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02-08-2009, 06:24 PM
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#2 | | I STILL don't get it
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poor bastard I wouldn't put charges on him
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02-08-2009, 07:53 PM
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#3 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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If i could i would send him another blow up doll while hes doing his time.... lol
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02-09-2009, 12:11 AM
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#4 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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if it wasnt dolls, he'd be out creepin on real girls.. give the guy a break
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02-09-2009, 12:24 AM
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#5 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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"Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health."
really...?!? hard to believe. kinda seems like he has some sorta disorder :S
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02-09-2009, 03:15 AM
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#6 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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“It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!”
Thats how all women should be. haha
oh man, where are the feminists on here, bring it on bitches!!
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02-09-2009, 05:34 AM
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#7 | | Banned (ABWS)
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"Bartusak was transported to Lee County jail in apparent good health."
Well, minus a sever case of blue balls.
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02-09-2009, 07:42 AM
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#8 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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hahaha yikes.. id definitely wouldnt give him a ticket.. that is so embarassing.. if i were him id shoot myself... =.=
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02-09-2009, 05:09 PM
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#9 | | RS controls my life!
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“It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really SAY ANYTHING!!” 
thats the best part
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